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Marisa's Law 

Marisa's Law states that if an individual performs the act of deepthroating on a medium-to-large sized penis over and over again, saliva will automatically be produced by the individual performing the deepthroat. This saliva is an automatic and unintended physical response to such aggressive deepthroat attempts. This saliva can be repurposed for future sexual acts.

Exceptions to Marisa's Law: Small Penises, Micro-Penises, Penises that are not Steve's Penis
If I deepthroat this schlong enough, its gonna get soaked. I know this because I studied Marisa's Law in undergrad.
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Mario Vincoli 

1. A term used to describe someone who is usual or known to kidnap children, no matter the ethnicity.
2. A very political person, even though usually wrong
Person 1: man I love America, build the wall. I'm a Christian father and I love god
Person 2: man you're such a Mario Vincoli

Marisa Kirisame

"I want to marry Kirisame Marisa from the Touhou Project. Ever since I was a young boy I've been interested in blondes, but I've mostly been repelled because they are stupid white women who do not know how to think. One day, while I was playing touhou, I saw an image of a peculiar blonde with a witch attire. I immediately fell in love. The long, luscious hair, the dominating yet cute attire, the smug, tsundere, yet cute personality all formed into one perfect being by the name of Marisa Kirisame. And so I began my search for Marisa, I played all the touhou games with all the spell cards just so I could the most out of her majesty. I searched all of Danbooru for images of her, just so I could get to see her beautiful tomboyish body. You see, Cirno is not the tomboyish girl in love. Marisa is. She is in love with me. Yet the reality barrier separates us like Romeo and Juliette. It is the cruel fate that is reality that separates such star-crossed lovers from each other. Only something so powerful as the reality barrier can separate me from my dear Marisa."
Ofen used by Spanish speakers to slang reference marijuana as opposed to English speakers *Mary Jane
Some smokers say *Maria, some say Mary Jane, and some simply say weed.
*Maria by talk2me-JCH2 September 9, 2023

jesu maria santisima ni mameo

Word used in the countryside (el cibao) of the Dominican Republic to express amaizement or surprise.
Pedrito: hey mom, juanita bought a car that can talk while she drives!!!

Mom: jesu maria santisima ni mameo!!

Big Maria 

A shit so enormous it fills an entire toilet bowl.
My tummy is rumbling, I think I might have to take a Big Maria.
Big Maria by DV78 February 7, 2009