requiemsrequiem's definitions

Orihime Inoue

One of the female characters from bleach that people hate for no reason.

"Even though orihime Inoue can take down hollows, i still fuckin hate her."

by requiemsrequiem July 17, 2023

Dan and Miko

the two bros of all time.

"MIKO. MY MAN."
"DAN. MY MAN."
*Dan and Miko do their secret bro handshake*
🤝

by requiemsrequiem July 9, 2023

Exit Ticket

THE WORST FUCKING ASSIGNMENT A TEACHER COULD GIVE YOU JUST SO YOU CAN LEAVE HER DUMBASS CLASS.

"ok so before you leave, let me give you an exit ticket that is the hardest question known to man."

by requiemsrequiem August 15, 2023

Marisa Kirisame

that one touhou character

"I want to marry Kirisame Marisa from the Touhou Project. Ever since I was a young boy I've been interested in blondes, but I've mostly been repelled because they are stupid white women who do not know how to think. One day, while I was playing touhou, I saw an image of a peculiar blonde with a witch attire. I immediately fell in love. The long, luscious hair, the dominating yet cute attire, the smug, tsundere, yet cute personality all formed into one perfect being by the name of Marisa Kirisame. And so I began my search for Marisa, I played all the touhou games with all the spell cards just so I could the most out of her majesty. I searched all of Danbooru for images of her, just so I could get to see her beautiful tomboyish body. You see, Cirno is not the tomboyish girl in love. Marisa is. She is in love with me. Yet the reality barrier separates us like Romeo and Juliette. It is the cruel fate that is reality that separates such star-crossed lovers from each other. Only something so powerful as the reality barrier can separate me from my dear Marisa."

by requiemsrequiem July 9, 2023

Sid

Some call them Sid, some call them Sidney.
Sid thinks she's the worst, but some disagree.

"Sid you're so caring and i love you :"
"Nuh uh."

by requiemsrequiem July 9, 2023

Gordon Freeman

The combine's worst fucking nightmare.

"Oh shit, it's Gordon Freeman."
"We're fucked."

by requiemsrequiem July 9, 2023

Requiem

One of Korn's best albums. This is also where my username came from.

"Start the healing off requiem was a great track!"

by requiemsrequiem July 10, 2023