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Marisa Kirisame

"I want to marry Kirisame Marisa from the Touhou Project. Ever since I was a young boy I've been interested in blondes, but I've mostly been repelled because they are stupid white women who do not know how to think. One day, while I was playing touhou, I saw an image of a peculiar blonde with a witch attire. I immediately fell in love. The long, luscious hair, the dominating yet cute attire, the smug, tsundere, yet cute personality all formed into one perfect being by the name of Marisa Kirisame. And so I began my search for Marisa, I played all the touhou games with all the spell cards just so I could the most out of her majesty. I searched all of Danbooru for images of her, just so I could get to see her beautiful tomboyish body. You see, Cirno is not the tomboyish girl in love. Marisa is. She is in love with me. Yet the reality barrier separates us like Romeo and Juliette. It is the cruel fate that is reality that separates such star-crossed lovers from each other. Only something so powerful as the reality barrier can separate me from my dear Marisa."
by requiemsrequiem July 9, 2023
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Orihime Inoue

One of the female characters from bleach that people hate for no reason.
"Even though orihime Inoue can take down hollows, i still fuckin hate her."
by requiemsrequiem July 17, 2023
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Dan and Miko

"MIKO. MY MAN."
"DAN. MY MAN."
*Dan and Miko do their secret bro handshake*
🤝
by requiemsrequiem July 9, 2023
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Gordon Freeman

The combine's worst fucking nightmare.
"Oh shit, it's Gordon Freeman."
"We're fucked."
by requiemsrequiem July 9, 2023
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Miko

The best fucking boyfriend to exist. There's no one else out there that's better than him. He's loving, caring, funny, handsome, and has his heart in the right place.
"How the fuck did you find someone like Miko??"
"I just did."
by requiemsrequiem July 8, 2023
mugGet the Mikomug.

Sid and Conner

Two siblings that get up to some real tomfoolery. The perfect chaotic sibling duo
"Oh my fuckin god Sid and Conner glued my asshole to the toilet seat again"
by requiemsrequiem July 9, 2023
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Conner

The best fucking brother a person could ask for. Caring, kind, funny, pure hearted. He has the best intentions.
"bro, have you met Sidney's brother?"
"are you talking about Conner? Hell fucking yes I did! He's great!
by requiemsrequiem July 8, 2023
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