Honey Bun Kneecaps

The fatty swirl on the back of a kneecap, typically found on the back of a white woman.

Rebecca fat as hell, you know she got them honey bun kneecaps.

by QDAVIS January 9, 2023

i will break ur kneecaps UwU

I will break ur kneecaps UwU is a term created to confuse and stun the person it is said to.

person : i dislike this.

other guy: i will break ur kneecaps UwU

person: ................ wtf

Meaning:
UwU is a "cringey" term for innosense. but however if you put something weird, it is taken a different way lmao.

by awaagaa >:3 May 15, 2023

Mike OxTie-Knee

A way to trick people into saying "my cock's tiny"

puts contact name as "Mike OxTie-Knee"

phone rings
Phone's TTS voice: Incoming call from Mike OxTie-Knee.

by ComputerLover December 23, 2023

Connor "Unc" Knee

Connor "Unc" Knee is arguably the greatest and most clutch basketball player to ever touch the hardwood. Unc graced the court throughout the 1990s and shortly in the 21st century, dominating throughout his time on the professional level with 4 rings and 2 back to back championships (93, 94, 97, 98). Unc is classified from his distinct cough that plagued him throughout his career - imagine Michael Jordan's "Flu Game" throughout an entire career. Unc averaged 24 ppg, 4 3pm on 47% accuracy, but also has never recorded an assist in a professional game. When questioned about this in '08, he simply stated "Unc don't swing the rock". He is known for his perimeter shooting, as well as his drive and finish underneath; however, his most iconic moment is probably when he shot the game 7 series winning 3 in 94 to go back to back, and famously shouted "WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME UNC?" (nobody called him Unc as he was only 26 in 1994). Unc later claimed that he retired only after Shaq joined the Heat in 2004. He is quoted as saying, "Damn that brother huge". (After Shaq gave him the pass in an exchange to retire).

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Unc.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.

You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my ownlife it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.

But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in 93, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. 95 and 96 were hard years for us baby, but in 97 you made history happen. You came back from 4-0.

I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME UNC?" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Connor "Unc" Knee.

by #1 UNC NEPHEW April 22, 2024

that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow

a trash post to send to your friends to annoy them by slowly zooming in to see the image which is the grinch coloured blue smiling into the screen and spamming the full image after.

search on google to see the picture

'sends picture of that repeatedly to annoy his friends captioning, " that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow'

by labanamana November 5, 2024

My Grandma’s Right Knee

gone

where did my grandma’s right knee go

by EggYT December 23, 2024

Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome.

Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome (Professionally abbreviated to FSKS) is a rare physical symptom on mainly mens knees where the knees turn lightly yellow with black lumps which resemble the key patterns of famous cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants. This is caused of a lack of blood flow in the fingers which cause the ears, nipples, toes, nose and especially the knees which is what causes the knees to turn pale and slightly yellow. The black lumps on the knees can cause slight irritation but nothing more.

“The new born baby is born with Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome.”

by SonnyK December 23, 2024