piss drunk

Absolutely obliterated from drinking it up all night. So drunk you have to take a piss every five minutes or so, right on the borderline of throwing up.

I got piss drunk off Long Island's last night.

by ACG2x February 27, 2004

donkey drunk

Someone who gets so drunk that they act incredibly ignorant and retarded. Sometimes but not always involving ignorant behavior such as driving hammered, drueling, jacked up hair, grabbing female body parts(for no reason), and pissing themselves.

"Man, Drews was donkey drunk last night."

"Mora is constantly donkey drunk."

"When Keegan drinks tequila he gets donkey drunk"

by Ryan McIver November 14, 2006

Hobo Drunk

When one gets absolutely piss ass drunk and becomes completely incoherent.

Jamal: "Sup you cracker-ass fool."

Fredrick Wellington: "Good day to you sir."

Jamal: "I went to this banging party last night with all my home digities."

Fredrick Wellington: "Is that right my brown friend?"

Jamal: "I must have done got hobo drunk cuz I snapped off a log in ma draws. Ya herd you white mufuga."

Fredrick Wellington: "Intresting"...(sitting in a chair, legs crossed, puffing on a pipe while ready a fine leather-bound book).A long awkward pause occurs making both parties feel uncomfortable.

Jamal: "Touch me...."(Yet another awkward pause insues, not quite as long as the previous one).

Jamal: "...before I cut you!"

by Aunt Jeff January 1, 2008

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

A spoof, often on a t-shirt, of someone who is so drunk that they begin to confuse words in a sentence with other words, and switch their places, often after an all night party.

"Joe, you can't drive home, you're wasted."
"Yeah, I'll drive you man."
"Nah, guys, don't worry about it. I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

by Conman140069 January 5, 2010

punch drunk

A term used to describe someone behaving in a bewildered, confused, or dazed manner from having been physically, mentally or emotionally punched.
Commonly used phrase for Dementia pugilistica - a neurological disorder which may affect boxers and wrestlers who receive multiple dizzying blows to the head.
A phrase sometimes used to explain dazed behavior.

"He lost a fight tonight, his girlfriend broke up with him, and he's getting evicted tomorrow. He's punch drunk, give him a break!"

by gnomette September 29, 2008

strategic drunk

A person who knows how to get drunk as inexpensively and efficiently as possible, with the least possible adverse side effects to their health. Such behavior may include, but not limited to: pre-drinking before clubbing, therefore having to buy less alcohol. buying drinks which have more alcohol for less money. Scoping out the bar in a club and moving in when there is little or no line. And drinking to the point of enjoyable intoxication without making oneself sick.

Sarah is a strategic drunk, she loaded up with 6 shots of martinis before even getting her pants on.

by Jimbobillybob December 9, 2008

College Drunk

Not drunk enough to black out but still pretty oblivious to one's surroundings.

Jenny was college drunk last night. She didn't even realize her boob fell out of her shirt or that Curtis was college horny enough to think it was sexy.

by hpants February 26, 2010