Clock Glancing

The act of repeatedly looking at the clock to see how much more time is left for an event or something of that nature to end.

During school, when someone is going insane with boredom, they keep clock glancing.

by imaglancer March 7, 2011

clocktease

The person you ask what time it is and they purposely tell you the wrong time just to mess with you.

It's 3:00 on a work day and you get off at 4:00 .
You forget your watch or phone and are wondering what time it is. You ask someone for the time and they clocktease you and say it's 3:50

by jesterhartnew June 11, 2014

Clock Style

Something to spice up your sex life, you set a timer or stopwatch and every time it goes off you switch to a new sex position.

Person 1: How are you and Jill doing?
Person 2: Well, honestly things were boring until last night when we tried clock style.

by thedefiner v4 March 8, 2015

clockmeat

something people called lorenz say when they are trying to insult you

Lorenz: You are a clockmeat
Me: Fuck you

by slimshadie November 14, 2015

Clockelganger

The feeling when someone is astonished apon learning that the time is much earlier or later then they had thought.

Me: What time is it?
Them: 10pm
Me: wow what a clockelganger, I thought it was more like 6pm

by Cutyamulletitsshit November 26, 2016

Clockblock

When your online friends have a different timezone than you, so you can't chat with them.

I woke up in the morning to talk to my friend when I realized he was across the world from me, still sleeping. Dammit , I was clockblocked!

by SizzBacon April 20, 2018

Clockblock

When you are cockblocked by long distance in a different time zone.

Essentially it ruins your chances of ever having a relationship with them.

Girl 1: listen, Stacy, she’s absolutely gorgeous and we’ve been talking for a while on social media.
Stacy: but she’s all the way in Germany, girl. Not worth it.
Girl 1: damn it, I know, I always get clockblocked.

by Datzabbadabbado July 24, 2018