Christmas Tree

A person of either gender who is extremely pleasant to look at, but has no real intrigue or redeeming quality past their looks.

Bieber's abs are great when photo-shoped, but Marky Mark will always be my favorite Calvin Klein Christmas Tree.

by brizzlesticks January 10, 2015

tree-check

The act of physically stopping someone in their tracks by running into them, in the same manner of them running into a tree. Common in sports.

I tree-checked this guy off his feet at practice today.

by a bananarchist March 5, 2009

drunken trees

A phenomenon in which trees appear to list to one side because the soil has shifted from melting of permafrost. Unfortunately seen more than ever because of global warming. In Alaska, what may be the worst example of this phenomenon in the world is continuing to happen, especially in and around the Kenai Preserve.

In the Kenai Preserve, four million acres of forest are dying. You can tell by the drunken trees and the "silvering" and sap loss from the spruces.

by pentozali May 16, 2007

tree gals

besically girls hu r lesboic and climb trees

some examples of tree gals are: aime ellie and meme

by sparks da ledge August 29, 2005

dead tree

when 27 Black guys have a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower

guy: What do you see through the telescope
girl: 27 black guys having a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower
guy: oh a dead tree

by Anal_Warrior27 June 18, 2018

tree grasper

1. To grab a tree for sexual reasons.
2. To hump a tree.
3. Replacement of hands for a male.

This word has deranged from Basher, an American Citizen. It will be used all around the world.

Ryan is a tree grasper.

by Basher August 29, 2003

scary tree

What you exclaim when you see an extremely hideous person/place/thing.

Chris: Did you see that fat hermaphrodite?
Brittany: Gaahh! Scary tree!

by cysm May 21, 2005