American in Japan: where's a toilet paper?
"A random Japanese stranger"
: we use bidet instead.
American: we have to make America smart again!
"A random Japanese stranger"
: we use bidet instead.
American: we have to make America smart again!
by someart February 28, 2017
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Dylan- "Wow that girl at the gym at a long toilet flick today"
Jordan- "Yea she was in there for almost twenty minutes"
Jordan- "Yea she was in there for almost twenty minutes"
by Mr. Parksington March 16, 2017
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Get the toilet tuesday mug.1. A gut wrenching poo in which one accidentally pulls up the toilet.
2. A violent vomiting episode which results in one pulling the porcelain throne loose off its bolts.
2. A violent vomiting episode which results in one pulling the porcelain throne loose off its bolts.
1. I shit so hard - it was a toilet lifter.
2. Sorry dude, I let those chili cheese nachos loose in your bathroom - I never puked so hard, it was a real toilet lifter.
2. Sorry dude, I let those chili cheese nachos loose in your bathroom - I never puked so hard, it was a real toilet lifter.
by Jboy69 June 23, 2017
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by Mathgie November 3, 2017
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Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Example 1:
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?
Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"
The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."
Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?
Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"
The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."
Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
by Fractious1 November 26, 2017
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