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Tower Jockey

Slang for upper management, as in those who inhabit the Ivory Tower.

Anyone isolated by their position from the front lines of the actual business they do. They typically still meddle, often blindly, into micro-management from afar.

They are prone to visiting the different areas of the company, often expecting regal treatment and yes-man answers. These visits are usually to the surprise and mortification of those who work the front lines, causing disruption and anxiety.

Tower Jockeys are often responsible for the worst, most mindless ideas that drift down the line of a company from it's upper management.
"Did you hear Gary, the F---ing tower jockeys are visiting town tomorrow and visiting the stores"

"Joe has to get everything perfect for when the tower jockeys visit next week from coorporate."

Veteran to new hire: "Look, Billy, when the tower jockeys get here next week just nod and say you agree with whatever they say, even if they are talking about that stupid new system they just rolled out that caused that huge mess last week."
by Wordsmith 1 June 12, 2009
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town-holler

To disrupt a 'town-hall' style Healthcare event by wailing or screeching various rants and slogans at a member of Congress.
"The way that old was town-hollering, I wouldn't be surprised if Glenn Beck gives him TWO blowjobs"
by hollybibble August 14, 2009
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Towel Eater

A species of humans that are known to take a white, bleached towel, stick half of it in their mouths, and chew on it for hours while at a gym. When they change machines, they change which side of the towel they "eat".
"I went to the gym today and saw a group of towel eaters! It was gross!"
by ToyStorier. January 16, 2010
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towel hanger

A man with a huge penis, ie. something you could hang a towel on. A man who's very large penis is big and strong enough you could hang a towel on it.
Lucy: "So I hear Mike has a huge dick?"
Sally: "Yes he's a towel hanger, that thing's so big I could swing off it!!"
Lucy: "Ouch!!"
by melloyellows August 31, 2010
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towdickery

the act of being a tow dick
There is alot of towdickery going on here.
by towdickologist October 9, 2013
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towdyfuck

A towdyfuck is an asshole who tries to screw everyone's life over by being a cunt
Bob is such a towdyfuck
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Towelism

I'm apart of towelism
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