Healthcare
Healthcare should be free, because people should not have to pay to get their life-saving cancer treatment.
Healthcare by sos_1 September 13, 2016
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Healthcare
Meet me in the bathroom for some healthcare.
An orgy is healthcare for everyone.
In order to get his job, Dan gave his interviewer some healthcare.
Some people don't agree with Obama's stance on healthcare.
An orgy is healthcare for everyone.
In order to get his job, Dan gave his interviewer some healthcare.
Some people don't agree with Obama's stance on healthcare.
Healthcare by Guy Teip October 20, 2009
Healthcare.gov
In philosophy class this week Netflix healthcare.goved when an episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond" wouldn't load.
Healthcare.gov by ThatGuyFromPhilosophy November 19, 2013
healthcare.gov
A poorly designed website managed by a pack of rural South African Apes on a server running Windows 95 connected to a dial-up.
1: Yo, have you checked out healthcare.gov?
2: What? That piece of monkey-managed bullshit? I'd rather install Windows Vista on my computer...
2: What? That piece of monkey-managed bullshit? I'd rather install Windows Vista on my computer...
healthcare.gov by Kronos21 October 26, 2013
Healthcare bill
A completely unconstitutional bill that gives the government the power to mandate that you must have health insurance or else. Government run healthcare is, in fact, a tenant of socialism, and will help to bankrupt any nation. This bill was passed using backroom deals and bribery. This bill is unconstitutional because nowhere in the Constitution is the government given the power to tell us to purchase something. The Constitution states that all powers not explicitly delegated to the federal government are given to the States and the People. If the government was to get their slimy hands out of healthcare, the prices would go down, as proven time and time again with other commodities.
Man, now I have to spend all this money on health insurance because of the Healthcare bill when I can barely pay my bills in the first place! Is the government trying to ruin me???
Healthcare bill by Mr. Politico January 14, 2011
Healthcare Ignoramus
Any American person who likes to attend town hall meetings to "discuss" the healthcare reform debates when they have no clue as to what they are fighting for or against.
These people are usually 1 or more of the following:
1) Senior Citizens
2) Republicans
3) Uneducated
These people are usually 1 or more of the following:
1) Senior Citizens
2) Republicans
3) Uneducated
In a town hall meeting help by Rep. Robert Inglis
Healthcare Ignoramus: "Keep you goddamn government hands off my medicare!!!"
Inglis: "Actually sir, your healthcare is being provided by the government"
Healthcare Ignoramus: o.0
Healthcare Ignoramus: "Keep you goddamn government hands off my medicare!!!"
Inglis: "Actually sir, your healthcare is being provided by the government"
Healthcare Ignoramus: o.0
Healthcare Ignoramus by tjpartys August 11, 2009
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Soul digger
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pod person
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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