Urban Dictionary: Definitions by melloyellows

mouth pie

When you burp, cup it in your hand and throw it at someone.

Oh gross Jimmy, that was the foulest mouth pie ever! What did you just eat?

mouth pie by melloyellows September 8, 2010

The hair that collects in your bum crack. Especially after you've washed your hair....

Dude, wash your arse, there's enough tumbleweed in there that it just about needs to be clipped.

A man with a huge penis, ie. something you could hang a towel on. A man who's very large penis is big and strong enough you could hang a towel on it.

Lucy: "So I hear Mike has a huge dick?"
Sally: "Yes he's a towel hanger, that thing's so big I could swing off it!!"
Lucy: "Ouch!!"