melloyellows's definitions

Tumbleweed

The hair that collects in your bum crack. Especially after you've washed your hair....

Dude, wash your arse, there's enough tumbleweed in there that it just about needs to be clipped.

by melloyellows September 8, 2010

mouth pie

When you burp, cup it in your hand and throw it at someone.

Oh gross Jimmy, that was the foulest mouth pie ever! What did you just eat?

by melloyellows September 8, 2010

towel hanger

A man with a huge penis, ie. something you could hang a towel on. A man who's very large penis is big and strong enough you could hang a towel on it.

Lucy: "So I hear Mike has a huge dick?"
Sally: "Yes he's a towel hanger, that thing's so big I could swing off it!!"
Lucy: "Ouch!!"

by melloyellows August 31, 2010