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Corpse Shopping

The act of visiting the supermarket for "provisions" of the rigor-mortis variety. Useful when it comes to mothers day, for the blood which tends to congeal delicately and superfluously around the anal membrane.
According to maritime law, the crossbow closet must be purged of air before the corpse shopping is begun by Little Moe with the gimpy leg.
Corpse shopping shall be done only with a crizal lens wedged between your tear duct and occipital lobe.
by The Phantom Patriot August 2, 2012
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Knowledge shopping

Person who uses others knowledge as there own for commercial purposes, without paying person or persons for knowledge accrued
John offered an interview to a candidate through a recruitment agency So that he could find out how to design a square, because he'd never designed a square before, and didn't want to get sacked by his boss for a lack of skills and knowledge he couldn't be bothered to update. So John knowledge shopped the skills from an undergraduate pretending he had a job on offer when he didn't. This practice is called knowledge shopping.
by Samhall June 19, 2015
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Pop-shopping

To shop for a variety of products that are in popular demand.
I rather to pop-shopping tonight!
by anonymous August 5, 2022
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Daily Essentials Shopping

Milkbasket.
Housemate 1: We're out of vegetables, cheese, milk and pasta! We need to do some Daily Essentials Shopping if we wish to eat tomorrow!

Housemate 2: No problem. Let's just Milkbasket everything.
by PunPundyt November 24, 2021
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shopping cart abandonment

"Shopping Cart Abandonment" is the digital equivalent of window shopping, where you embark on a virtual treasure hunt, gleefully tossing everything you desire into your online cart. It's a thrilling fantasy shopping spree, where you play billionaire for a fleeting moment in time, minus the actual spending part. After hours of careful selection, and with your cart brimming with dreams, you abruptly close the tab, leaving your virtual haul behind. It's the art of filling your cart with hope, only to ghost it with the finesse of a master abandoner, making it the ultimate no-cost escapade in the world of e-commerce consumerism.
"In the grand Shopping Cart Abandonment Olympics, Jessica scored a gold medal by expertly loading her cart with luxury goods worth a small fortune, only to abandon it with a click, proving she's a world champion in the high-stakes sport of 'look but don't buy'."
by PopNeoglyph January 6, 2024
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Four-Way Barber Shop

The Four-Way Barber Shop involves a girl taking it from behind, in front, and giving two hand jobs. Upon completion, all four guys (bonus points if synchronized) cum in her hair and style into an updo.
Karen stopped by the Four-Way Barber Shop for a blow out but got wayyy more than she planned for.
by BlahVol December 24, 2023
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Bait shop

A shop that sells contraband I.e duty free cigarettes/alcohol or restricted drugs
Yo, you know anywhere I can get cheap fags?

Try the bait shop next to McDonald’s
by The cunt in the bag April 25, 2022
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