Psycho Test

The mandatory three day waiting period between obtaining someone's number and calling them back. So named because obsessive psychopaths categorically fail to pass it.

Kevin: Yo, Chris, you talk to that dime piece you were flirting with over the weekend?

Chris: Naw, man. Still haven't passed the psycho test yet.

by Cosmo October 16, 2008

peter and the test tube babies

A bad ass punk band with a funny vocalist

Banned from the pubs get outta this place cause we dont like your face

by mike August 17, 2004

IG Test

The IG test can be applied in many circumstances, and is used to insult a gullable and stupid hetrosexual. The IG test is something which you ask the target to take. The IG test is always prefixed with the targets initials. The IG test simply stands for "Is Gay"

David Miller:- OMG, i cant get my car to start.
You:- Well did you check the battery?
David Miller:- Huh?, battery? Huh?
You:- Okay well did you do the DMIG test?
David Miller:- DMIG? Huh? Whats DMIG???
<<Pause>>
You:- David Miller Is Gay!

by DMIG October 26, 2011

Crash Test Dummy

A sexual act performed while driving a motor vehicle. The male driver is being reversed straddled by the female passenger. Just before he blows his load, he slams on the brakes and forces her head into the steering wheel making the horn sound.

Cindy had a massive headache after I made her my Crash Test Dummy.

by Larry and Vince October 6, 2003

witches test

In engineering, any destructive test which results in the system under test being destroyed even if the system passes the test. Usually done more for the entertainment value of destruction instead of achieving any scientific end. Refers to the Renaissance-era test in which a (supposed) witch was thrown into a large body of water--if she drowns, she's not a witch..if she floats, she's a witch and was killed by another method. Both results of the test result in death.

Me:"Don't send your antique radio to Ignautius, he only does witches tests."
My friend:"What does he do?"
Me:"If a fuse blows he replaces it with a higher amperage fuse until something else blows."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood April 25, 2006

Testes Test

What you end up spelling when you're meaning to type "test" over and over.

Here is some sample text: testestest testes test

by Solar March 11, 2004

solidity test

A test to determine if one is solid/good enough to win and be solid in general.

"You ready for the solidity test I'm about to give you in this game of ping pong?!?!?!"

by solid man November 23, 2007