Stoned

A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention

"I'm was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."

by j-dog April 21, 2003

stoned

when you go on urban dictionary at 2:09 in the morning after smoking like 10 bowls of really good weed and eating 3 bags of doritos.

Dude, Im really stoned and i just ate 3 bags of doritos

by highbastard1 January 17, 2009

Stoner Fact

A statement of questionable legitimacy. There is usually little or no evidence to back up a stoner fact, however the maker of the statement will insist that his or her information is accurate and act as if it is common knowledge. The term derives from the suspect statements often made by stoners.

Josh: "Coughing gets you like ten times higher, man."
Spiegel: "Yeah, right. That is such a stoner fact."
Josh: "No, I'm serious, man, everyone knows it's true."
Spiegel: "Sure it is. Next you're going to be telling me that if my roommate dies, I'll get straight A's."

by Brantski June 28, 2009

Stoner Ingenuity

The creative effort stoners put into the development and construction of various smoking devices. Without Stoner Ingenuity we would not have apple pipes or gravity bongs.

"Dude, I just made a pipe out of a tampon and some tin foil!"
"That's Stoner Ingenuity for you"

by Bobobobobobobobobo November 10, 2007

Kick Stones

A phrase telling somebody to get the fuck out of here.

Same as “Kick Rocks”

Mother fucker if you don’t like it then “Kick Stones”

Can also be shorted “Stones mother fucker” or just “Stones”

by JingoBa November 4, 2008

Ketamine stones

ket•a•mine stones

/ˈketəmɪn stəʊnz'/

Noun

Kidney stones caused by excessive Ketamine consumption

Doctor: Nurse, have you noticed the recent surge in wooks coming in with severe Ketamine stones?

by TheTallestPsychonaut June 27, 2021

Soonergamer

A pale white kid that likes dank memes and likes ugly girls with box heads

Person 1-Dude she is so hot

Person 2-She looks like she is mine craft character stop acting like soonergamer

by Quantavius 123 January 1, 2017