short sleeved magician

When you can see what's coming.

Guy: I went over to Fred's and he asked to borrow some money.
Demetri: That Fred, he's such a short sleeved magician.

by Udertheo February 25, 2010

saggy shorts

when you take a large shit on a girls freshly shaved pussy and then proceed to put her underwear on over your steaming load. the woman now stands up and you can see her "shorts" sag. it is now costumary to kick the woman repeatedly in the crotch to try and induce any bleeding or extra secretion of fluid

damn i been havin dis reel runny shit so i decide to geeve me bitch da saggy shorts. her crotch bleed and me get very happy

by t-rokd June 7, 2009

get a short

To take a drag off of someone elses cigarette

Yo man let me get a short off that nailnail dude

by keith August 9, 2003

Andres the Short Mayate

Andres a guy that tries too hard to get pussy but actually wants dick. His dick is usually between 1-2 inches erect and goes for girls that are too ahead of his league. He makes a good friend but only when you’re with others so you can laugh at him. He looks like Toro Max and he wonders why he gets no bitches. Andres is about 3”5 ft on a good day.

No mames look at Andres the Short Mayate trying to get at Daniela.

by Andy the Mayate October 12, 2019

The Baskerville Short-House

The Baskerville Short-House is the act of a man thrusting his leg up a woman's vagina.

The woman must stand in a power stance fashion, with her legs separated at an obtuse angle.

Then, the male bring his leg into rapid contact with the woman's vagina, via a punting motion, similar to the punting of a football. Giving maximum velocity to the woman's vagina.

My leg missed last night while trying The Baskerville Short-House, dislocating my girlfriends pelvis.

by Franky 4 Fingers March 17, 2011

Alaskan short fuse

Having sex with women, and making her believe you'll be together for a long time. When you are about to cum you save it inside of you and run around the house cumming on every electrical appliance. Everything will break, you proceed to run out of the house, finally cumming on the women's electrical box.

Jillian: Why are you so sad Linda
Linda: Some guy alaskan short fused my house
Jilian: That happened to me a week ago
Linda: oh
Jilian: yup

by Tha alaskan January 4, 2011

Short Man's Syndrome

The need for men of less than average height to try to explain away their anti-social and annoying compensatory behaviour by writing explanatory definitions on this site.

Short Man's Syndrome is something short men display, and it's always a bad thing.

Never vote for a short man.

Examples of Short Man's Syndrome include: Getting out of a Camaro. Becoming hostile when jostled. Headbutting people's knees.

by onelongdrinkofwater May 14, 2011