Man seasoning

When you make a man eat spicy food so he’s cum tastes of curry

Taking Charlie to haggle for some man seasoning

by Charles65615 June 12, 2018

Prom season

The few months before prom when girls go crazy looking for dresses, shoes, accessories, etc.

Ron: hey have you seen Becky?
Trey: Nah dude she's been at the store since prom season started.

by Ihatethissm March 19, 2018

Seppuku Season

That time of the year when everything is going so poorly that everyone begins to contemplate committing ritual suicide

If I get extended on this damn project one more time, it's Seppuku Season.
Other prominent examples of Seppuku Season include: Chicago winters, connecting flights, cancelled Uber EATS orders, and the deli running out of hummus

by Seppuku Sam September 27, 2018

Huntin season

The locals like Stealing Bennys shit at the jersey shore during the summer months

Guy 1: yo that Benny’s got a nice bike
Guy 2: it’s huntin season

by Localbeachkid October 4, 2018

Stain season

The season that the chance of being stained is much greater

Yo, be careful of your surroundings its "stain season".

by saggylikings December 3, 2018

Properly Seasoned

When you're not quite salty, but you're properly seasoned.

Bro, I just about to get the perfect spot in the parking lot when a guy jumped in and took it, I was salty for a second, but then I got the second best spot, so i'm just properly seasoned.

by MPRINZO January 29, 2019

sockless season

Depends on where you live, but the time of year where you can go without socks in shoes, sandals, or be barefoot most of the time. Unless you've got the stench foot rot, it's a groovy time of year!

Jeremy read the weather forecast and then laughed at his sock drawer and said, "Shut up, BITCH!!! It's sockless season for months and I'll see you in October."

by von groovy May 2, 2019