When your Geography teacher talks too much then wants to click on Powerpoint, but accidently goes on Media Player and a few seconds later Never Gonna Give You Up plays!
by LikeXD31 August 6, 2021
Get the Rick Rollmug. Ricks are a rare sub-species of homo sapiens that can usually be found in and around Christian communities. They claim not to be religious, but secretly still attend church on sunday with their parents. The species has evolved to grow incredibly large sonar-sensitive ears, which filter out the bullshit of any conversation they find themselves in. This makes Ricks valuable friends which can give excellent advice. Attempts by scientist to study a Rick and their unique ability have consistently failed as Ricks tend to grow a beard so large they are mistaken for very big bushes of pubic hair.
Despite claiming to do a real ‘study’ Ricks tend to choose the easy way out and choose a social study, this is to blame on their general fear of anything useful like math or physics. Still, Ricks excel in their field of expertise which leaves them with (too) much free time. This free time they use to pursue their favourite hobby of courting women. If sufficiently proficient in this hobby Ricks will never in their entire life be single. Despite this they never reach fourth base. This lack of pro-creation has made Ricks second on WWF’s endangered species list. If you ever are able to capture one it is of paramount importance to the global biodiversity to nurse and care for it as one of your best friends.
Despite claiming to do a real ‘study’ Ricks tend to choose the easy way out and choose a social study, this is to blame on their general fear of anything useful like math or physics. Still, Ricks excel in their field of expertise which leaves them with (too) much free time. This free time they use to pursue their favourite hobby of courting women. If sufficiently proficient in this hobby Ricks will never in their entire life be single. Despite this they never reach fourth base. This lack of pro-creation has made Ricks second on WWF’s endangered species list. If you ever are able to capture one it is of paramount importance to the global biodiversity to nurse and care for it as one of your best friends.
Dylan: "Why is there so much pubic hair on your couch?"
Daniel:"Oh no, that's my roommate Rick"
"I really need some good advice, do you know a Rick?"
Daniel:"Oh no, that's my roommate Rick"
"I really need some good advice, do you know a Rick?"
by Tbiscuits November 21, 2021
Get the Rickmug. by SalmonBallZ June 27, 2019
Get the Rick Timemug. The worst show ever!!! I hate it! it sucks! very inappropriate! ugly stupid aliens! made episode about living sperm! stoopid! I hate rick and Morty and i also really hate solar opposites! they have bad words! they have ugly art thingys! eyes look weird! morty has wierd dreams about crush!!!! he touches boba! very inappropriate! morty impregnated a robot! very weird! rick burps too much! morty voice is SO annoying! like "oH JeEbZ RiCk!' shut up you buthole! they touch people badly! the only good thing about this show is....NOTHING! it all sucks! i hope it gets cancelled! its really bad and unfunny! i hate it so much! i would rather watch bluey than this show! so in conclusion rick and morty is the worst thing to ever graze the surface of the earth i hope that they cancel the show and that all the writers dont work any more! I HATE RICK AND MORTY THEY NEED TO CANCEL IT NOW!!!!!!!!!! WHAT PLESURE DO YOU FIND WATCHING A TEENAGE BOY HAVING BAD THOUGHTS AND PLOOPING IN PP IN A RROBOT AND A DRUNK GRANDPA THAT MAKES MAC AND CHEESE OPEN YOUR EYES ITS BAD BAD BAD!!! I HATE RICK AND MORTY!!! I HOPE ALL THE (Fictional characters) ALL DIE AND NEVER SHOW UP AGAIN AND MEN IN BLACK ERASE EVERYONES MEMORYS OF THAT DOO DOO SHOW!!! I HATE RICK AND MORTY! THE SIMPSONS AND FAMILY GUY ARE BETTERRRRR! RICK AND MORTY MAKES ME WANT TO EAT A HOT DOG THE GAY WAY! WHY IS IT STILL AIRING! IT NEEDS TO BE CANCELED NOWWW! Justin
Roiland CAN GO FLARP HIMSELFFF! HIS BRAIN IS NOT RIGHT!!!!! HE IS STOOPID!!!
Roiland CAN GO FLARP HIMSELFFF! HIS BRAIN IS NOT RIGHT!!!!! HE IS STOOPID!!!
by RETAREDED 69 NUTCRAKER February 22, 2024
Get the Rick and Mortymug. Never Gonna Give You Up! Never Gonna Let You Down! Never Gonna Run Around and Desert You!
thats it broski
thats it broski
by SomeoneWhoGetsRickrolledByRoco February 15, 2021
Get the Rick Astleymug. Ab absolute alpha male on beta blockers who enjoys "winning" and "not losing" in modern FPS video games. Has absolutely amazing positioning in all video games. Don't let him catch you telling him otherwise, or ironically, he'll start calling you a Rick.
by CumFarts November 5, 2020
Get the Rickmug. by Nicbella April 19, 2024
Get the Rick jamesinmug.