Definitions by TheMan1573

Rick Springfield Envy 

When someone's significant other is everything you're looking for and you long to have her like in the Rick Springfield hit "Jesse's Girl"

"My neighbor's fiancee lights up a room so much she gives me Rick Springfield envy"

Rick Springfield Envy by TheMan1573 March 31, 2025

Bagge 

A toilet destroying shit where you basically just about crap your colon out like dickhead fratboy Richard Bagge after his girlfriend spiked his protein shake with a laxative in the film Van Wilder.

"Oh man after I ate those Queseritos from Taco Bell I totally had a Bagge and my toilet looked like the aftermath of a Godzilla attack!"

Bagge by TheMan1573 July 12, 2020

MAGABate

To rub one out to a conservative media source chiefly Fox News.

"The minute Fox News says Kilary or Pocahantas Cletus immediately has to MAGABate"

MAGABate by TheMan1573 May 23, 2020

Chang 

To interrupt your neighbor in an apartment building during a meal/TV program/hookup to come outside with you for a cigarette

"I was romancing the hot brunette on the 3rd floor when my weird neighbor decided to Chang me"

Chang by TheMan1573 October 31, 2019

Hit The Ball Drag Fred 

A type of binge watching Netflix shows with someone where you watch an episode then break for a smoke or something else then watch another episode and repeat which stretches getting one season in over several days. Name derives from an old joke involving a guy returning late from playing golf and explaining to his wife about a friend's death and "playing through" as they say in golf lingo

"Did you get through season 1 of the Punisher?"

"Naah only on episode 5 I watched with my brother-in-law so it was hit the ball drag Fred...."

Hit The Ball Drag Fred by TheMan1573 December 22, 2017

Sick beard 

Facial hair that grows when you are sick with the flu or some other malady that prevents you from shaving

I couldn't shave because of this cold so I've grown a sick beard

Sick beard by TheMan1573 June 1, 2014