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spread it like peanut butter jelly 

Spread it like peanut butter jelly.
Do it like I owe you some money.

lord peanut 

its just another way to say SCP 173
lord peanut by lord peanut May 21, 2018

Unseasoned Peanut 

An insult used to define a person with a disturbing lack of culture and maturity. Usually pretends to be superior to people younger than him or her. Very stuck up. Lives in a illusion of happiness. Wastes time. Young foolish and uncultured. Perfect insult to use when parents are near.
Person 1: That person thinks Banana Fish is trash.
Person 2: How can that be! What an Unseasoned Peanut! Let's summon demons on him!

welfare peanut butter 

Peanut butter produced for those on welfare. It is of the poorest quality, and is so thick and dry that you cannot spread it on even the stalest and crustiest bread.

It can be softened somewhat by adding unhealthy amounts of vegetable oil and mixing it together. Still, it will tear a slice of bread to pieces and Ritz crackers will be crushed to powder by it.

Take care not to eat too much at once, or you may see your jaw fused shut permanently.
- Man that welfare peanut butter is some nasty s**t!

- Get a job, and go buy some Jif you broke mother f**ker!

chocolate peanut

Nicole gave Laquan a chocolate peanut last night during their shift.
chocolate peanut by Tel-E January 22, 2017

Ordinary Peanut 

A loser with no prospects in life and nothing special about him
That Bobby Zig guyis such an ordinary peanut
Ordinary Peanut by Baz Zi April 14, 2017