cock of mass destruction

An explosive phallus of great destructive power derived from the rapid release of semen in the fission of heavy atomic bollocks, especially of spunk or man butter.

Grant Berry thought he had a cock of mass destruction. . . until he saw someone elses . . . .

by Stalex Krown December 18, 2014

san quentin massage

Anal penetration. Good old prison rape.

Person 1: Damn. That Waleed Ahmed got sentenced 10 years at San Quentin, yo.
Person 2: Shiiit. That boy gonna get the San Quentin massage, brah.

by bramchari June 4, 2017

Australian Face Massage

A punch in the face. To give someone an Australian face massage is to punch them in the face.

“If he’s not careful he’s going to be getting an Australian face massage”

by littlechef69 January 3, 2019

Texas Toast Massacre

when you melt a load of butter, cum in it, and then soak it up to make some fine ass Texas Toast with.

I was so bored and hungry last night I did a Texas Toast Massacre.

by LMF2000 September 20, 2020

Tarkington Cheese Massacre

Cheese incident at Tarkington Highschool during lunch, then two tables started throwing cheese at eachother.

Nathaniel didn’t know how String cheese was made at the Tarkington Cheese Massacre

by Cheeseman00000235 December 10, 2021

verbal ball massage

Verb

Definition: To be overly kind to a person just because you work with them.

Tyson is really good at giving verbal ball massage, made them feel all sorts of happy even though they just pushed up our deadline to tomorrow

by Snuffi August 23, 2022

Japanese Foot Massage

You put a foot into your partners rectum while they do a sudoku

I was talking to Mary the other day and she mentioned that she and John had begun experimenting with a "Japanese foot massage"

by jpm1-hopfgarten January 27, 2023