Basic Bitch Humour

When someone's humour fits the lowest common denominator

1. Man Sarah's got such basic bitch humour!
2. You'd think Miss Marzana would have more mature jokes for a teacher but she's definitely got real basic bitch humour

by reshperera April 28, 2015

A decent human being

Anyone but yo ass

“What’s a decent human being?”
“Anyone but yo ass.”

by souichitsujjiiii June 10, 2021

hump-leg

Hump-leg, hump-legged (Adjective)
1. The feeling in your legs that you get after a really good fucking and orgasm, characterized by difficulty walking immediaetly afterwards and stumbling as you make your way towards the restroom.
2. The difficult act of walking right after sex, due to the lower extremities feeling very relaxed and wobbly from having a sexual workout and intense orgasm.

"My orgasm felt so good after banging her I had 'hump-leg' for about five minutes and found it difficult to walk straight"

by b. a. jr October 15, 2007

human been

Term used to describe a dead human being.

Archaeologist 1: What does it look like?
Gerontologist: A human been
Rheologist: Oh yeah. There's the stone it was carrying when it was crushed.
Ghost: Yep - he Took The Top Escalator

by digital.sam September 28, 2009

hummus puffs

A hollowed out cocoa puff which is then filled with Hummus and re-seeled

Rob is coo coo for Hummus puffs

Mom, can you make hummus puffs?

by J J street 2 November 21, 2010

Human

The absolute worst species - although possibly the most sophisticated, they are also the most stupid. Selfish riched crainiam a wrecking the planet and aren’t doing anything about it for multiple reasons. Such as: They are driven by power, and money, the earth most likely wont blow up in their life time. Humans are complete IDIOTS - and honestly no word can describe how stupid they are. There is a LOOONNG list of thing humans are doing wrong. ‘There are 2 things that are endless, human stupidity, and the universe, I’m not sure about the former’. Is a famous quote from a scientist known as ‘Albert Einstein’, who helped develop some thing humans are using to kill each other with. I may not be making much sense, but this is because I, like you - are unfortunately part of the HUMAN RACE.

And so - FUCK the humans, earth is FUCKED, and its because of the FUCKED up, FUCKING HUMANS!!!

*DISCLAIMER*
Some humans aren’t as fucked up as the ones in power. Some are achually trying to help the already fucked planet.

Fuck its a poliction (Human with power)

by Beanton38 October 25, 2018

humaha

Someone who is/have been a humaha. It means nothing, but everything at the same time.

Hey Danny stop being a humaha!

Get off my lawn you humaha!

If you reject this you are a humaha!

well aint that just some humaha!

You aint got to tell me about all that humaha.

man, today has been humaha on top of humaha.

by Cpt Obv December 10, 2019