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housebrutality

The Opposite of Hospitality - Domestic: Host is Rude(or a Prude);lack of accomodation.
Professional: Customer Service Sucks- a bad waiter or waitress etc.
As our hero prepared to take leave of his pompous host. he turned on his heel at the door and (doing his best Groucho) said "Thanks for the House-brutallity."
housebrutality by Psycomann August 14, 2005

hoosedinger 

Hoosedinger:

- the feeling one gets when they are desperate to know the meaning of a word but their brain somehow impedes them to remember, therefore, causing fustration and "upsetedness"

The history of Hoosedinger:
One day, Mr. Fitz went up to the board and said:
"I want you to draw a graph on a hoosedinger travelling along a ramp"
"What's a hoosedinger sir?" the student asked.
Sadly, nobody understood the explanation, and from that day on, hoosedinger got it's meaning.
A student is writting a test and suddently he gets a "brain freeze"
"Noo! Dammit!" he cries, fustrated.
"Oh... he is having one bad hoosedinger over there" another student comments.

Quote from a reliable source:
"I would rather understand what a hoosedinger is than to read my physics text book!"
hoosedinger by JustMe174 June 6, 2007

house in the mail

A big ass rip from a bong, or other smoking device. Made popular by cypress hill. Gets you really high.
Man that hit just delivered a house in the mail.

House Flick 

The modern day version of a drive-in movie. It is growing in popularity with the current economic climate.

Neighbors gather outside someone's home at sundown and project a movie on the exterior of the house. Everyone brings their own lawn chair, snacks and refreshments.
It creates a sense of community and saves big money.
Hey let's go to Donna's tonight, she's doing a house flick.

or

Let's invite everyone over for a house flick tonight.

or

Let's do a double House Flick this weekend. First showing for kids and then let's show something for the adults.
House Flick by dwied August 17, 2009

Houseback Riding

Sitting atop a residence in a drunken and/or disorderly manner. Extra points are often awarded whilst hoisting one arm, drink in hand and cat-calling passers by.
The "Jones'" have saddles on their dormers. During parties, Mrs. Jones enjoys houseback riding naked.

House Ball 

Intended to belittle someone as being amateur.
You got nothin' house ball!
House Ball by aJayHook July 19, 2010