old as dirt

Extremely old. When someone says they are "old as dirt", they are comparing themself to the earth, which has been around for basically forever. Depending upon your religious opinion, either since God created it or just after the big bang happened. Eitherway, the Earth has been around, with dirt on it, for an extremely long time. Thus, "old as dirt" would make someone extremely old.

My grandfather is "old as dirt".

by Skyon Archer December 11, 2012

Dick in the dirt

When someone gets knocked down or unconscious face first.

That pot brownie knocked Billy's dick in the dirt.

by Benstoned May 1, 2019

Eternal dirt nap

Death. Tango uniform. Extinction. Cessation of life. Passed on or passed over to the other side.

My grandpa, God rest his soul, is taking the eternal dirt nap.

by ExitRamp August 12, 2006

Eat dirt bitch

What to say when someone is annoying the hell out of you. Said in a very calm, almost cheery voice.

Girl: Hey!

Guy: Eat dirt bitch...

by Sireane August 26, 2016

Brown Dirt Cowboy

I recall this from my own childhood in England. We would always become a "character" as we were playing. One day it might be "Rocketman" - another day it might be "Captain Fantastic" and another day it might be just a brown dirt cowboy. We could make up our own names, too.

Superman, Batman, the Lone Ranger, whomever.

Rocketman Superman Batman Lone Ranger childhood pretending Brown Dirt Cowboy

by Steerforth July 24, 2010

hero dirt

When the earth has the best moisture content for perfect traction.

I am just killing it today cuz of this hero dirt.

by tfitz2 March 2, 2016

knock his dick in the dirt

To "knock his/their dick in the dirt" indicates a humiliating or violent setback has been suffered, often in sports.

Knock his dick in the dirt

That sack sure knocked their dick in the dirt!

by Abh3 September 25, 2017