Chocolate Cheese Banger

Relating to both homo and straight anal sex, it is when the receiver takes a shit and doesn't wipe their arse before being bummed.

The giver is then "Banging the Chocolate Cheese."

See also: bumming, sodomy, anal sex and fudge packer.

EXAMPLE 1:

Girl: Aw! I've run out of bog roll and have just had a massive cack

Boy: That's OK. I'm a chocolate cheese banger!

Girl: Result!

EXAMPLE 2:
Gay Boy 1: Hey Boris! Don't wipe your arse, I'm up for some CCBing!

Gay Boy 2: OK! I'll poo in the bed and put it in your bum so I can CCB you too!

Innocent Bystander: AW FUCK NO! YOU SICK BASTARDS!!!

by CCB Lover January 2, 2011

fermunda cheese

The shit that collects under some unwashed nuts.

I've got some mad fermunda cheese!

Fermunda Cheese?

Yeah, fermunda my nuts!

by Dane February 15, 2004

sex cheese

The foamy amalgams of semen and fluid that urp out of a vagina during and shortly after intercourse.

"I usually keep an old towel handy to sop up all the sex cheese my girlfriend leaks on me."

"That's cool, I usually just use a dirty sock."

by maxaminus May 11, 2009

Cheese and Rice

1. A way of saying Jesus Christ without really saying it.

2. An expression similar to Wow! or Holy cow!, used to express happiness, stupidity, or

1. "Cheese and Rice, that driver almost hit me!"

2. "Cheese and Rice Dave, You're so dumb."

by Elki Venshwitz April 6, 2007

grilled cheese

A sandwich consisting of two pieces of bread, generally white, lightly toasted, and a piece of melty cheese, usually American or Cheddar, placed between them. Highly tasty.

I love grilled cheese sandwiches.

by 'Annony' June 7, 2005

Butt Cheese Disease

Its when there is a lot of Dingleberries in your ass, all clumped togather, giving the appearancg of cheese in your asshole.

Oh dude, i think i have but cheese diesese!!

by Nick March 31, 2004

cheese relish

Enjoying a period of extended sexual abstinence.
Extreme form of satisfaction derived from annoying someone.
Great pleasure obtained by focusing your attention on something that you feel passionate about like a job that makes use of your talents, or a particular hobby.

But Hilary, why are you so cruel with that poor soul?" "Hon... pure cheese relish!

by rperazag June 19, 2010