blunckin' it

to take a shit and read a current issue of popular science at the same time.

man, that beef and bean burrito went right through my colon like a freight train. i feel like blunckin' it now.

by bobo December 14, 2004

bounce

the act of leaving a random sexual partner's bedroom once climax is complete and things become awkward...usually by means of a lie

I need to take my insulin shot in a few hours so its best if i just bounce

by Natron December 28, 2005

Bounce

Noun

1) The thing to say when it is time to leave

2) To leave a situation quickly and timely

3) Also to "bounce out of here"

"You've eaten all the samples from whole foods today, let's bounce."

"The cops are coming Let's BOUNCE"

by Rabies* September 9, 2006

MC Bounce Chek

A clownlike tweaker you'd see on a kid's show. His myspace page online only consists of ghetto terminology, which he uses to cover up being a child molester. Constantly puts off larger tasks, like mass child molesting, to the next day because he always has a number of small tasks everyday. Uses the name "Bounce Chek" because he's poor and spends all his money on crystal meth.

MC Bounce Chek: "Hi kids! Today's word is speed. Does everybody know what speed is?"

Kids: "Yes!"

MC Bounce Chek: "What does it mean? Let's ask this young kid. He's a cutie."

Little Boy: "It's when my mommy and daddy are driving really fast down the road."

MC Bounce Chek: "Incorrect! It's a drug."

Little Boy: "Drugs are bad!"

MC Bounce Chek: "Speed is a good drug. You know the kind of drugs that make you better? You can even bounce around the room when you take speed. Say, little boy would you like to come bounce around in my room?"

Little Boy: "Okay. Bouncing is fun!"

MC Bounce Chek: (speaks with excitement) "Okay, well finish tomorrow! I have other tasks to do right now. But we'll bounce around for 3 days once I get to it."

by Mcchrispeepants July 28, 2008

SHAFT BRANCO RF

a giant faggot that weighs 350 pounds

yo man, ur such a shaft branco rf

by SHAFT BRANCO RF October 22, 2008

double bounced

a term that WILL be used by 2017 whichs means: when u make a girl orgasm twice on a waterbed

"yo dude i double bounced this chick on my trampoline."

by BRANDON BORUM started it March 17, 2009

blunch

Substancial meal served late morning which combines both breakfast and lunch. Not to be confused with brunch which is a lighter snack.

I missed breakfast, we have a lecture at 12 lets do blunch at 11.30.

by kevin wood February 19, 2004