WELS order bride

When a young couple who are members of the Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod get married to offset the chances of being separated by a divine call. With no clue of where their future will take them, WELS males move fast in finding a WELS female who they work quickly to become serious with. WELS females consider it true love and agree to marry for the same fear of being separated.

WELS order brides come primary from Martin Luther College in New Ulm, MN but can be seen throughout much of the church body. Desperation plays a big factor in WELS order brides. Most WELS order bride couples live in the midwest no more then 3 hours from where they grew up.

Signs of a WELS order bride are a short dating period which worries their family members, thinking that Martin Luther College is a real college, having kids right away and following it with bad parenting, and having no financial education.

Peter: "Joe proposed to Mary after only 5 months of dating."
Paul: "Yeah, Joe just wanted a WELS order bride knowing Mary is the only one that will ever love him"

by Racist_ Lighting June 3, 2015

Bridgette

Bridgette's are usually good with people and have patient for thaws who need it. They are mostly good with numbers but also have an artistic side, witch is an unushal combination. Most of them are born in the month of March with a few exalting for the month of June. They love to try new activity that are close to home or where her family is, but they are very picky eater. They are not quick to make long friend but when thy do it will last forever. There best friends names have been know to start with the letters L,K,S,and H. Bridgettes are awsome people.

Bridgette You are awsome

by namegeneral November 6, 2012

bridgitte

hottest girl alive. guys, you know you want her. the most beautiful, and a lovely dancer. she can act, she can sing, she is perfect all around, inside and out, but she is very down to earth and can brighten up anyones day. she is also, quite a prankster and can do many bad things without getting caught. she is amazing. bridget is very charmig and can get you do do what ever she wants through her charm

never underestimate her niceness though, can be the meanest girl too

i wish i looked like bridgitte

dont we all? lol

by nationalanthem17777 December 4, 2012

Bridgewater

Bridgewater is a small town just south of Boston. It used to be mainly a farming community though few working farms exist there anymore. Lake Nippenicket, aka "The Nip" and the Taunton River are in Bridgewater. Bridgewater is also home to Bridgewater State College, or BSC. We have a T station and lots of fast food restaurants. The 99 was probably the biggest thing to hit Bridgewater in a long time. Bridgewater-Raynham Regional Highschool is really, really old but we are in the process of building a new one. Bridgewater and Raynham become the same place when you get to highschool. If you're from Bridgewater then you know that going "uptown" means you are going to the Roche Bros. plaza and that it's practically impossible to walk into school without your Dunkin Donuts and Mary Lous in the morning. You also know what "the Dome" is and that it's no longer a dome. You probably drive Rt 18 and 28 daily. You know that the fireworks are always on Legion Field. Being from Bridgewater, it is necessary to know about the "Bridgewater Triangle". The Triangle extends from Abington to Freetown to Rehoboth and includes the Hockamock Swamp area in Bridgewater. It is believed to be an area of intense, paranormal activity, including Bigfoot sightings.

Bridgewater Dialogue:
A: Hey, wanna go uptown and get Dunks?
B: Yea, I gotta stop at Roche's first to get stuff for the party at the Nip tonight.
A: Okay, I'm gonna run over to Raynham real quick and pick some people up.

by Alana2187 September 29, 2005

King of West Bridgford

Title adopted by a little fat twat who considers himself the most important person in his home town. The rotund monarch waddles slowly around wearing homosexual sandals, shorts and shades. His Queen is a repulsive dragon with teeth like surfboards. She doesn't understand a word you say because the massive weight of the teeth causes stress in the brain. The royal couple are universally despised and are frequently the victims of monkeyish pranks.

Flobule: Dad, what time are we going to Asda?

Dad: Don't know. I'll have to ask the King of West Bridgford. You need his permission to do things.

Flobule: That's right. We must respect our leader.

by Lumpbag May 29, 2009

mail order bride

The only way that old, ugly, American rejects could find someone to marry them. The target of the mail order bride system are young and poor women from third world countries who are desperate to leave their poverty life in search of a better one in America.

Anthony is in jail for abusing his new Russian mail order bride who is 20 years his junior.

by xntrc October 12, 2005

Bridget

This girl is super pretty. She has blonde hair and blue eyes. Her smile lights up the room. She doesn’t look super tough but she could kick your butt in any competition. She is super athletic and smart. She has a stare that could make anybody cry. In a group of friends she the most popular. She is a natural born leader. She will go super far in life. All in all, don’t mess with a Bridget.

Bridget

by Deck123456789010 May 30, 2018