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mystery booger

A booger that immediately vanishes upon blowing it out.

It is usually found by someone else hours later, stuck to some conspicuous place on your body.
"Hey, Jim! You've got a big snot on your shirt!"
"Damn that mystery booger!"
by Tater Bater May 8, 2020
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free booger

Bob: Would you like a free booger?

Charles: Get away from me that is disgusting.
by goldenponyboy August 13, 2020
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ASS BOOGER

I HAVE A TRAPPED ASS BOOGER
by anonymous September 24, 2020
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anal booger

A spiritual technique to make your booger come out from your anus at a speed of 8 kilometers per second. you can learn at the international school of anal arts in Kongo
x: today I shot the biggest anal booger of my life
y: I'm so proud of you
by anal specialist November 26, 2020
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the booger

put your hand into a 'west side' W by crossing your middle finger around the ring finger. Insert your hand into her vagina in a oscillating circle, moving it in and out like a rotary engine. As it causes a curve with two fingers, it naturally caresses the G spot, and while turning, it causes a sensation on the walls also. And its at then that you realize, your fingers are curved and it looks like Booger MacFarland's hand
i gave her the booger and she came like she never had before, gushing waterfalls
by elkenstein December 14, 2020
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the booger

put your hand into a 'west side' W by crossing your middle finger around the ring finger. Insert your hand into her vagina in a oscillating circle, moving it in and out like a rotary engine. As it causes a curve with two fingers, it naturally caresses the G spot, and while turning, it causes a sensation on the walls also. And its at then that you realize, your fingers are curved and it looks like Booger MacFarland's hand
i gave her the booger and she came like she never had before, gushing waterfalls
by elkenstein December 14, 2020
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othod (Boobers guy)

A kid who eats a lot of burgers and is a fan boy of a potpvp youtuber (Ziblackinggg) and is also Russian :D
othod (Boobers guy)
by KaitosoXDXDXDXD April 21, 2021
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