Blumph

euphemism for fuck in all ways except for sexual, more than not replacing fuck when it is a violent or angry in nature

"what the blumph! why isn't it!
"i'm gonna blumph you up lil bro"

by amadeusjfeelz July 22, 2024

blumpkin

Blum pumpkins with blue hues

i went to the pumpkin patch and found a blumpkin for only $10. I had to buy it.

by joliketurtle August 7, 2024

Blumpkin Seed

When you pass gas while getting head. Similar to a blumkin.

She wanted to give me a blumkin, but I was just gassy so she just received Blumpkin Seeds

by WhatDFaulk August 8, 2024

Blumpha

A twist on the classic "Blumpkin" technique, where oral sex is performed on someone sitting on the toilet doing a shart rather than taking a shit.

She gave him a blumpha while he sharted.

by AlyssaSinacori November 7, 2023

Blumpkin

When you poop and then sit on it

I went to poop and accidentally still had the lid down and I blumpkined.

by Kit Cable December 18, 2023

blumpkinese

blumpkinese is a race of a person that gives you a blumkpin named murricio

Your so blumpkinese.

by campymywampy November 9, 2023

Bempah

Black Man

African with no other ancestry. This is what Bempah means

by Mr. Thought November 29, 2023