Split arse

A female maggot who congealed in Sunderland.

That split arse tea towel holder is a right maggot

by Chipsnoviniger January 18, 2019

arse biscuits

Something that is completely pants much like biscuits made from anal seepage.

This website is complete arse biscuits.

by Bumfist Pendulum June 21, 2003

arse

The way British people say the word "ass"

Harry Potter doesn't like Draco Malfoy, so he told him, "Fuck off, man, you're such a arse!"

by Kirsti Ferret September 30, 2007

Bitch Arse

a term you use before a noun or sometimes an adjective

can you pass me that bitch arse ruler?

man, im goin to bitch arse france this week

by Andrew January 9, 2005

arseclown

1. Foolish or unworthy person.
2. Homosexual man.

Chiefly British variant of assclown.

"Those arseclowns"

by Aero September 1, 2003

arsebiscuit

biscuit-shaped poo. Commonly occurs after playing scrabble. Also can be used as an insult for someone who is not clever.

Oi, you arsebiscuit!

by Monkey January 8, 2005

arse

a lame and rather effeminate way of saying what everyone outside a little island in the middle of the sea calls "ass".

male british person 1: "good lord! have you seen that gorgeous gentleman's arse"

male british person 2: "he must be a really good cricket player"

by engullelotodo October 9, 2009