apple titties

Titties so nice you would stick your head into a toilet and bob for them.

I'd love to put my worm through those apple titties.

by Gertz March 12, 2004

Apple

C'mon, really? Do you honestly need a definition for this?

If you don't know what an apple is how are you using a computer?

by Themadbaron April 3, 2011

apple slap

The act of slapping someone on the back of the head, in return for very idiotic behavior.

Brad drops a vase and it breaks, Gabe proceeds to say apple slap (pronounced applelap) and slaps brad on the back of his head.

by will777 December 11, 2007

apple overload

a person who exclusively buys products from the Apple Company and is the one who buys every thing that comes out. This is a person who doesn't need everything that they bought, but since Apple is the most popular personal technology store, they must have it.

Hey guys, did you hear? Jim just bought the IPad.

What? He has everything from Apple. An Iphone, Itouch, a Macbook Pro, and an Ipod. What more can he have?

I know. He must have apple overload.

by Hornywhale April 11, 2010

apple computer

Over-priced computers that are generally slow and that are not based on the Windows OS (unless you use its boot camp utility which basically rips Microsoft off). People who actually know things about computers usually avoid these.

Man, that Apple Computer sucks balls!

by cough007 May 7, 2007

Applause

A series of self given high fives driven by one of the following purposes:

1. Congratulate someone else's achievement.
2. Acknowledge the end of a joke, speach or musical scene.
3. Sing the "Happy Birthday" song.
4. Force the speaker to shut the hell up.
5. Kill a flying insect.
6. Mimic a seal.
7. For the sake of peer pressure.

You see, the applause is only present in the Happy Birthday song to prevent us from realizing how ridiculous it is. Try to do either of them separately and you'll get what I'm saying.

I'm just starting the applause so everyone can tell the joke is over and it's ok to laugh.

by Renaum August 19, 2012

apple computer

A pussy user-friendly computer.

Only losers use apple computers.

by KLC July 3, 2003