Definitions by cough007

apple computer

Over-priced computers that are generally slow and that are not based on the Windows OS (unless you use its boot camp utility which basically rips Microsoft off). People who actually know things about computers usually avoid these.

Man, that Apple Computer sucks balls!

apple computer by cough007 May 7, 2007

in the bag 

When you are certain that you are going to succeed in doing something and very layed-back about it.

"Pffft, I got that shit in the bag!"

DUDE 1: "Man, you think you can get a date with that hott chick over there?"
DUDE 2: "Ha, it's in the bag man. I don't even have to try."

in the bag by cough007 May 7, 2007