Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! Goes from job to job quite a lot drives buses and coaches.
He knocks about with two other fatties “Ste with the gout knees” and “monotone Eddie” both too are fuckwhits who think are funny.
Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones “AirPods” to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry 😅 bad news for them is that half of them didn’t work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!
Don’t trust these three men as you’d find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding.
Parky drives a shitty vectra and his side kick Hill drives a BMW
Stay away from these individuals
He knocks about with two other fatties “Ste with the gout knees” and “monotone Eddie” both too are fuckwhits who think are funny.
Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones “AirPods” to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry 😅 bad news for them is that half of them didn’t work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!
Don’t trust these three men as you’d find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding.
Parky drives a shitty vectra and his side kick Hill drives a BMW
Stay away from these individuals
by Keepguessingwhoiambitches October 27, 2021
Get the Dave Parkymug. by Kinglybirb April 14, 2022
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Get the Detritus Davemug. Guy1: Oh thats nice, someone has hammered a screwdriver through our work table and knocked the corners off.
Guy2: Yeah it was probably a damn smart ass comedian dave hanlon found time between video games to be a shop clown.
Guy2: Yeah it was probably a damn smart ass comedian dave hanlon found time between video games to be a shop clown.
by prickydicky22 August 2, 2009
Get the dave hanlonmug. Dave Maurice can be a wonderful person, he his cute, has light chocolate skin and bright pink lips. also easy to talk to, he can make you happy when skies are grey, he likes board games and riddles. He falls in love with someone once he gets to know them well. if you find a Dave Maurice try and be close friend with him because he is also filthy rich but doesn't show off .
by Thegoofyman May 29, 2021
Get the Dave Mauricemug. An R&B duo consisting of Samuel "Sam" Moore and David "Dave" Prater. They were active for around two decades (excluding a brief hiatus) before they split up. They are best known for the songs "Soul Man" and "Hold On, I'm Coming."
As of December 2021, only Sam Moore is still alive. Dave Prater died in a car accident in April 1988.
As of December 2021, only Sam Moore is still alive. Dave Prater died in a car accident in April 1988.
Don't you ever feel sad
Lean on me when times are bad
When the day comes and you're down
In a river of trouble and about to drown
Just hold on, I'm coming
Hold on, I'm coming
Sam and Dave were great together. Their perfect voices made some pretty memorable tunes.
Lean on me when times are bad
When the day comes and you're down
In a river of trouble and about to drown
Just hold on, I'm coming
Hold on, I'm coming
Sam and Dave were great together. Their perfect voices made some pretty memorable tunes.
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021
Get the Sam and Davemug. - Always ends up on on floor after a drink
- Penis is dysfunctional
- Over the top hand gestures
- Vulnerable to knife crime
- Penis is dysfunctional
- Over the top hand gestures
- Vulnerable to knife crime
by lengerzbro June 12, 2022
Get the Davemug.