ipod touch

a despicable sex act, crossing a chili dog with an angry dragon and a strawberry shortcake. The man defecates between the woman's breasts and proceeds to titifuck her using the fecal matter as lubricant. The woman finishes the man off with her mouth, and when the man has ejaculated he punches her in the stomach and then the nose, which mixes his ejaculate with her blood on her face. The man then proceeds to eat it as if at a normal meal, entree (chili) then dessert (strawberry shortcake)

Bro 1: dude i totally ipod touched your mom last night
Bro 2: dude you're fucking sick
Bro 1: she suggested it

by Inuyashaz May 1, 2009

iPod Touch

Also called "iTouch"

This piece of amazing shit is everything on an iPhone, but without the phone. Really dumb, but George Bush likes it to watch porn while not being interrupted by a phone ringing.

Dude: I like fapping to porn off of my iPod Touch

Dudette: OMG, WTF. Wouldn't you rather have sex with me and hold my boobs instead of that piece of shit???

by Gobama! December 30, 2008

torched the net

Huffries torched the net in the 2006 NCAA national Championship game in Indinanapolis. To make a shot with such force through the net right the ball torches the net off the rim!

Humpries torched the net in the 2006 NCAA national championship game.

by Torch City February 3, 2010

tornhellfire

The biggest homosexual on the face of earth. He like the cock in or around his mouth, and the person in question of being a "tornhellfire" is a liker of cocks.

"Stop being such a Tornhellfire" "Hey, fuck you man."

by John P. Bills March 28, 2008

Touch Chips

The attempt of being up to par with; To try to be in the same class/category as; Trying to be as good or superior than something or someone.

To touch chips with them, you need more money.

by Prequel November 16, 2009

touch glass

an action that gives you lots of motivation (scientifically proven)

ryan: how to motivation?
some other dude: go touch glass

by areu September 14, 2021

please touch my junk

When undergoing a search or a security check, one does not mind if body parts are touched in the process.

While going through security in the airport - a young man exclaims to the agent : "Please touch my junk!"

by GranbyGirl November 19, 2010