dad toe

When your toe starts being overtaken with fungus resembling that of many dads over 40.

"Dude, I've got a serious case of dad toe on my left big toe."

by Mouse Rat July 12, 2016

penis toes

Imagine your toes but they’re tiny dicks

Dude look at his penis toes

Chad fucked me hard with his penis toes

by penislicker105 February 10, 2019

cigarette toe

Cigarette toe is when someone has a smushed and black pinky toe. One that doesn’t go away.

Ew, I can’t believe he had cigarette toe. He better hang that shit off my bed.

by Moshlikealady September 4, 2023

toe-nad

When a guy's jeans are way too tight. Creates major ball-ache. Some girls find it really sexy, some just gag. Three variants. Sometimes the nads hang with the bone, sometimes they find their own leg. When they split the difference it gives the impression of soft buck teeth.

Shit, Conrad's got major toe-nad. Hey Con. need an aspirin?

by coblinsky May 11, 2008

toe wagled

First of all you don't want to know what a toe wagle is. But up until your forth birthday you father will toe wagle you. Now judging by the frequency of the nose and colour of the hair you can tell how many times you've been toe wageld. Toe wagling is when your father puts his toe into the hole where you piss and wigles it around for a minute.

Judging by your dark coloured hair you've been toe wagled at least 4 times a day until you were 4

by David fishy January 14, 2017

Callous toe

When your entire toe becomes calloused. Untreatable and symtpoms may be elevated using foot polish.

"Callous toe gives you the urge to be frisky with furniture."

by White Boy18 September 1, 2013

toe stub

The moment after you hit your tow on something, and you cannot get anything right for crap.

Me:AHHHHH
Mom:WHAT HAPPENED WHO DIED!?!?
Me:me toe stubbed. Ahh i mean i toed my stubb

Mom:*laughs*
Me:you’re kinda rude

by Karlyrenee May 1, 2018