2 definitions by coblinsky

riders

Really tight pants worn by a woman. Super lip-huggers that create camel-toe. Might be local to southern Ontario.

Check out the riders on that skank in the tie-dyes. you can practically hear her squeak.

by coblinsky May 11, 2008

toe-nad

When a guy's jeans are way too tight. Creates major ball-ache. Some girls find it really sexy, some just gag. Three variants. Sometimes the nads hang with the bone, sometimes they find their own leg. When they split the difference it gives the impression of soft buck teeth.

Shit, Conrad's got major toe-nad. Hey Con. need an aspirin?

by coblinsky May 11, 2008