Definitions by coblinsky
riders
Really tight pants worn by a woman. Super lip-huggers that create camel-toe. Might be local to southern Ontario.
toe-nad
When a guy's jeans are way too tight. Creates major ball-ache. Some girls find it really sexy, some just gag. Three variants. Sometimes the nads hang with the bone, sometimes they find their own leg. When they split the difference it gives the impression of soft buck teeth.