toe-nad

When a guy's jeans are way too tight. Creates major ball-ache. Some girls find it really sexy, some just gag. Three variants. Sometimes the nads hang with the bone, sometimes they find their own leg. When they split the difference it gives the impression of soft buck teeth.

Shit, Conrad's got major toe-nad. Hey Con. need an aspirin?

toe-nad by coblinsky May 11, 2008

toe-nads 

Noun. singular - "toe-nad".

Derived from the Latin "Tovus Naadoscumati" meaning "testicular addition to the foot", "Toe-Nads" are the result of a rare but nonetheless comical foot condition known as "Acute Ballsackonfootitis", wherein a male's testicles are actually located on his feet in place of the more common lateral arrangement of phalanges, often referred to as "toes".

Jimmy has toe-nads.

Jackson brushed against Jimmy's toe-nads.

Jackson is now coming to grips with his homosexuality.

toe-nads by Gangly McDugan March 13, 2008

toe nadger

niiiice. thats a keeper.

use that example, i'm just in awe at the intellectual capacity of people around the world. what would make someone want to call someone else a toe nadger? what a bunch of cock biting fuck tards.

toe nadger by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie May 17, 2004

toe nadger

nonsense insult

you fucking toe nadger!

toe nadger by pee wee April 23, 2003

Toenado 

A crusted, cracked, dried out, fungal mess of a foot that gets everyone around them in a twist similar to a tornado.

"Sis blew in like a Toenado in her slides, got the whole room shook. We were definitely not in Kansas anymore."

"I felt like a Toenado chaser watching those piggys prance by the pool."

"Her big toe hit two clicks on the kitchen tile just like that Raptor in Jurassic Park, that's when I knew we had to issue a Toenado warning."

Toenado by The Kookoo 5 October 18, 2019