When a guy's jeans are way too tight. Creates major ball-ache. Some girls find it really sexy, some just gag. Three variants. Sometimes the nads hang with the bone, sometimes they find their own leg. When they split the difference it gives the impression of soft buck teeth.
by coblinsky May 11, 2008
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Derived from the Latin "Tovus Naadoscumati" meaning "testicular addition to the foot", "Toe-Nads" are the result of a rare but nonetheless comical foot condition known as "Acute Ballsackonfootitis", wherein a male's testicles are actually located on his feet in place of the more common lateral arrangement of phalanges, often referred to as "toes".
Derived from the Latin "Tovus Naadoscumati" meaning "testicular addition to the foot", "Toe-Nads" are the result of a rare but nonetheless comical foot condition known as "Acute Ballsackonfootitis", wherein a male's testicles are actually located on his feet in place of the more common lateral arrangement of phalanges, often referred to as "toes".
Jimmy has toe-nads.
Jackson brushed against Jimmy's toe-nads.
Jackson is now coming to grips with his homosexuality.
Jackson brushed against Jimmy's toe-nads.
Jackson is now coming to grips with his homosexuality.
by Gangly McDugan March 13, 2008
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use that example, i'm just in awe at the intellectual capacity of people around the world. what would make someone want to call someone else a toe nadger? what a bunch of cock biting fuck tards.
by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie May 17, 2004
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"Sis blew in like a Toenado in her slides, got the whole room shook. We were definitely not in Kansas anymore."
"I felt like a Toenado chaser watching those piggys prance by the pool."
"Her big toe hit two clicks on the kitchen tile just like that Raptor in Jurassic Park, that's when I knew we had to issue a Toenado warning."
"I felt like a Toenado chaser watching those piggys prance by the pool."
"Her big toe hit two clicks on the kitchen tile just like that Raptor in Jurassic Park, that's when I knew we had to issue a Toenado warning."
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