think for yourself

An exhortation that, taken at face value, is actually good advice, except that when people tell you to do it, they don't ACTUALLY mean "Think for yourself", they mean "Reject mainstream news sources, and trust fringe, loony ones". On the rare occasion that they don't mean this, they still mean "Think for yourself, and agree with me!" At no time, when anybody ever tells you to think for yourself, does the thought ever cross their mind that you could possibly think for yourself, and reach a different conclusion from the one that they reached, or one that is even opposite to the one that they reached.

"Vaccines are poison, and chemtrails are causing birth defects! Think for yourself, watch this poorly-researched YouTube video, and you will agree with me!"

by q359 July 25, 2023

Thinking

It's fun.

Hym "I was thinking so, yes."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

think of me thursday

Every Thursday, a certain man is infected by supernatural forces that cause him to think of Melody. Scientists have yet to develop a theory on the causes and effects of this phenomenon.

“Hey, I was wondering why I can’t get you out of my head. Then I remembered, it’s think of me Thursday!!!

by Thisnameisprobablynotavailable August 16, 2023

thinking

something few people do anymore

Guy 1: i was thinking...
Guy 2: that's new!

by agrenade August 17, 2023

Thingy-Ma-Bob

if Something does not come out of you mouth, replace it with 'Thingy-ma-bob'

Gimme that uhh, uhh, that 'thingy-ma-bob' please

by The bob of thingy August 30, 2023

Think Before You Sleep

A really based youtuber

Think Before You Sleep is a really based YouTuber.

by Wwaattzz August 14, 2024

thinkmaxxing

A termed used by online forums to maximizing your thinking, which in of itself is already something people do, but used in a more negative connotation.

Reginald: I think that, in retrospect, historians will see current fears over China's economic might is just a result of their thinktank being competent.

Reynold: Ha, ha. Sounds like just they are just thinkmaxxing how to neo-colonize Africa.

Reginald: what the hell is that?

Candice: probably something really fucking stupid

by PostHistoryRio August 18, 2024