National Smack a Short Bitch Day 

On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.

A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)

National Smack a Short Bitch Day by Fratto_Inc October 7, 2021

few beers short of a carton 

Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.

That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.

few beers short of a carton by markuz July 11, 2005

skettle-sket for short

a proper dirty girl who has no morals about who she sleeps with and how often - prone to dieseses and prone to breaking blokes hearts,

Opposite to a Goodas

dirty peice of skettle go wash ya self

skettle-sket for short by Jonesinio April 27, 2004

Mall at Short Hills 

Best mall in the country! Everything is "expensive" but people who shop there don't even realize it because that's what they're used to. Richest area in NJ, neighboring towns that shop there are, Millburn, Chatham, New Providence, Berkeley Heights, Westfield, Summit, and Madison. Almost everyone in these towns make about 400,000 a year, and where exclusive clothing from the Mall at Short Hills. Many celebrities shop there. We just call it the mall.

Shit! I lost my tiffany necklace!
Whatever I'll go get another, who wants to come shopping at the mall with me?

I'm glad we live close to the Mall at Short Hills!

Mall at Short Hills by schleverton69 April 20, 2011

69 Short Stack Motor Boat Rack Attack 

Two women, 69 position, Motorboating each others boobs

69 Short Stack Motor Boat Rack Attack. Two women motorboating each other in the 69 position

69 Short Stack Motor Boat Rack Attack by FDAU01 November 19, 2010

two tacos short of a combo platter 

Insane, off-kilter, off the rocker, etc.

"Man.. that guy's two tacos short of a combo platter!"

two tacos short of a combo platter by jerry the cowboy December 27, 2003

Slap your short friend day 

A day to slap your short friend, on 12 feb

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Slap your short friend day by Bob died February 10, 2020