Nob-shite

Noun

Person or persons (generally chav males between the ages of 17 and 25), who spout lies about their sexual conquests to hide their inadequacies.

1st friend- "Gordon was telling me about how he shagged two birds and then jizzed all over them"
2nd friend-"Take no notice, he's well known as a nob-shite"

by littlegeaorge February 10, 2010

knick knack shite

Any item given to you by either a mother, grandmother or crazy old aunt that is meant for public display. Usually small in nature and MADE IN CHINA.
Said item may or may not:
1. light up
2. glow in the dark
3. be in the shape of an animal
4. be covered in fur or metallic paint
5. be at home sitting on a doily
6. be highly breakable
7. be indestructible
8. be extremely useless and ugly

A light up plastic church that changes colour over time is knick knack shite.

by Skoogle December 23, 2008

Kuro Gal ni Natta kara Shin`yuu to Shite Mita

A hentai where a guy gets drugged and turns into a girl and his friend fucks him aggressively.

"Have you watched Kuro Gal ni Natta kara Shin`yuu to Shite Mita?"
"The hentai?"
"Yeah."

by roofrob May 23, 2021

Shitter than Lightning

When something diabolical has happened, in real life, this term helps fellow Mario Kart players know the seriousness of the situation.

Something worse than "shitter than lava", can only happen after Shitter than Lava has struck once. Shitter than Lightning can strike twice in the same place.

Mate, your car crash was shitter than lava. But the way the insurance dealt with it - was shitter than lightning.

by kevlagnu June 8, 2010

white shirter

Someone who is innocent, good, kind and naive. The difference being being just a regular, run o' the mill nice guy and a white shirter is WHITE SHIRTERS ARE NOT TO BE CORRUPTED. Communities of peeps unite to keep the white shirters blissfully unawares of the nasty reality of life.

'MAN THAT BITCH IS HOTT'

'be careful what you say to her, she's a white shirter'

by YES YES July 23, 2005

in the shite

New golf term - meaning in the trees or in the VERY BAD rough. Developed by two female Denver, Colorado golfers who spent the better part of one entire 18 holes "in the shite."

Its up, its gone.....ahhhhh...its "in the shite!"

by Nanette November 20, 2007

shitter

jerk or pain in the ass

well the fuckin' thing was heading fright for my face so i hit that shitter out of the sky with a tennis racket

by kid October 12, 2003