Sweet Briar
College is an all woman
college located 12 miles North of Lynchburg, VA. They are considered the #1 woman's
college in Virginia by the US News & World Report. But . . . they are considered #2 or possibly #3 by any self respecting Hampden-Sydney man (behind Hollins and possibly RMCW). Sweet Briar girls generally are fat, rich, and constantly invading the HSC campus on the weekend looking for free beer, a quiet place to sleep, and a husband. They can easily be spotted at a HSC football game wearing loud colored sun dresses, their mother's pearls (or the ones daddy bought them), and
pink ribbons in their hair. They are generally cutting in line at the keg, and don’t seem to care about any other
guy than the one they are trying to marry at that moment. They are superficially “sweet," and
men are suckered. These woman can simply be described as "carnivores."
Molly: How about that
guy?
Ginny: Naw, he isn't driving a beemer.
Molly: What about him?
Ginny:
Ick, he is wearing tennis shoes!
Ginny: Now there is my future husband!
Molly: You mean the
guy wearing a pink polo shirt and kakhis? The one pulling up in the BMW X5 with 2 kegs in the trunk?
Ginny: Exactly!