piss phone 

a cell phone covered in piss from last night's drunken stupor

Betsy has a new and improved piss phone. Thank you friends.

piss phone by swimmerchic113 January 24, 2010

piss-cut 

'piss-kut\ v - Most often used in the gerundive form "piss-cuttin'". The term denotes excessive speed, associated with recklessness or an out-of-control situation.

"We was doin' at least 90; just piss-cuttin' 'er!"

piss-cut by lanneya December 16, 2011

Piss belly 

When you have so much piss in your stomach that it actually expands. It is like a beer belly but with piss.

when my teachers wouldn't let me go to the bathroom my stomach expanded and gave me a pissbelly. A piss belly is a stomach expanding because you have so much piss in you

Piss belly by BigSackedLumberJack December 13, 2015

piss off a nettle 

When one comes across a female of such great beauty, one is compelled to commit any form of depraved sexual act. Falling to such a low that one would even indulge in drinking the urine of the lady in question from a place that was almost certain to result in pain - in order to reach sexual gratification and impress the girl.

Look at her in her tight top, micro-skirt and high heeled shoes - hair waving in the summer breeze. I would lick her piss off a nettle.

piss off a nettle by normanstanleyfletcher November 21, 2016

piss attack 

A sudden and unstoppable need to piss. Usually due to booze.

Jimmy was so trashed, that when walking home from the bar he started pissing himself, yelled “piss attack”, whipped out his dick and pissed in the direction he was facing.

piss attack by Jimzy September 23, 2017

Piss flap 

Someone who thinks they’re top shit because they’re upper class or privileged. These people take that for granted and are usually the most moronic people you will ever meet. Everything they say is like piss coming out their flap Of a mouth, hence piss flap.

“That rich old piss flap Mary is bragging about her dumbass new Ferrari”.

Piss flap by Bigracksbitch June 18, 2020

Piss Sacker 

The term, "Piss Sack" refers to an artificial bladder, affectionatley known medically as a Colostomy Bag, which can be worn strapped to an inner thigh, or worn outside the body for effect.
The term "Piss Sacker" refers to a particular wearer of this device - one who has nothing wrong with their urinary control functionality, but rather a person who is not keen to allow the disruptiveness of standing up and walking to a near by toilet interfere with their every day routine. Particularly beneficial when binge drinking.

Person 1 - Fuck me mate, we've only had three pints and I'm already on my second piss....
Piss Sacker - You have an absurdly weak bladder (he he he)!

1 Hour later.......
Person 1 - Look this isnt funny anymore - This is our 17th pint and you havn't had a piss yet. Whats going on? Are you some kind of piss sacker?
Person 2 - Yes.

Piss Sacker by BobbyDazzleWazzler July 23, 2008