Parade

You would almost think there would be no parades any more, not because of the virus, but because someone would call a parade racist like they did with the statues for not being politically correct enough. No crowd, black, white, yellow, brown (and a red indian or two) would gather, people would just remain divided if there was no parade to go to.

Indians don't have a parade on thanksgiving, so should the rest of us put an end to the parades? Would that somehow right all the wrongs that have been done in this country? If there really was a better way to treat each other, wouldn't people have thought of it and done it before now? What good has hope ever done anybody? Hope is for (and by) the hopeless. Wishing is for what someone hasn't made happen, it's easier to wish for something that isn't likely to happen to happen than it is to go ahead and just make it happen, to get it over with.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

bulls on parade

means 'Cans on Display'. To be used when in the vicinity of cans, which are prominently on display, and you wish to point out to a mate that there are cans on display without notifying the owner of the cans.

*cans walk into room*
guy1: hey dude, bulls on parade son
guy2: *turns and surveys the cans* Worrdddd!!
Owner of cans: *Oblivious look*

by Cabbage06 September 8, 2008

Black Paraded

Somewhere that once was a cool place, but in the last few years has been overrun by the emo fad.

"Want to go to Camden tomorrow?"

"Nah, I used to love it there but the whole place has been black paraded"

by WinderJ April 24, 2009

Peter Parker

The act of using the ugly girl to manipulate your way into relationships with her hot friends.

Guy 1: Man, why are you even dating that ugly skeezer?
Guy 2: Dude, i'm using her to get to her hott friends.
Guy 1: Really?
Guy 2: Yes. Peter Parker baby!

by FINEST187 May 8, 2008

Parker

Ugly a”” and a cheater.‼️NEVER DATE A PARKER ‼️

Look at that guy he so ugly he has to be a Parker.

by Macy bradford November 26, 2017

paralegalism

something (phrase or word) that is constantly said by a paralegal through out their work day/week/month/year/lifetime.

an example of a paralegalism is " I am not an attorney."

by paralegalwiz September 4, 2018

piss parade

When you lay down on a skateboard and ride between a line of peoples legs while they piss onto you

Nothing gets a party started like a good ol fashion piss parade

by piss jerking May 7, 2015