muffdiver

an idiot that comes up with more slang filth than we need, as we all have to much to remember now, without adding more trash to our language.

Like, Duh, I am a Freaking Idiot. I made up a trashy new word. Lets see if all my trashy little friends like it.

Like yeah, I have the mentality of Beavis and Butthead, when I tell my friends that I was with a muffdiver over the weekend.

by StupidPeopleHater January 2, 2008

meff

an acronym with derogatory meaning, describing a large female from the North East of england.
Massive Enormous Fat F***er

Have you seen the meff he is married to?

That meff squashed my sandwich!

by cabbageclaude May 8, 2009

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing...

South Park reference

You're a muff cabbage!

by JMoyer October 15, 2010

muff cabbage

A total douche bag who constantly makes smart ass comments about shit that he obviously knows nothing about. A muff cabbage is usually incredibly short, and in serious cases, jewish.

Damn Baker, why are you such a muff cabbage.

by Scoopable Muffins February 28, 2011

muffankle

a cankle with a muffin top

Holy shit dude! That chick over there has Muffankles!

by SurfNutRoxy October 9, 2008

Muff Biscuit

Any lint, debris, discharge, monkey, yeast, bread, Blood Biscuit, toilet paper, etc that might be in and or around a Muff. They are usually captured in a man's Muff Buffer during the art of cunnilingus.

Dude, I caught a ton of Muff Biscuits in my Muff Buffer the other night. I bet it was because of her new jean thong she was wearing?

by AJtheDude November 5, 2010

Muffa's

A quick wangster way of saying Mother Fucker!

You Muffa's are messin' with the wrong white boys!
Ya we gonna mess you muffa's up real good.

by Aliceinwonderland92 January 16, 2011