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meat helicopter

A. When a man lies on his back and girates his pelvis in a circular motion, creating a meat helicopter.

B. When a man lies on his back and grabs his penis at it's base, then swings it in a circular motion while creating "whooshing" sounds, creating a meat helicopter.
I was about to fall asleep when he gave me the meat helicopter, making him irresistable to me. Oral sex ensued.
by itsthebriz November 10, 2013
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Meat Castle

The erect state of the human male penis.
My girlfriends sister rode my meat castle until I blew my goo!
by $hIti0T November 9, 2014
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Bust a meat

To defecate heavily.

"oh man, my stomach has been cramping all day. I gotta bust a meat!..."
bust a meat

Mando: ...workin since 4am this morning then, I had to go to my other job at 12pm and I got out at like 8 o'clock tonight. But you get used to it.
SV: Yeah I gotta work 12 hours tomorrow.
Mando: ..... Ohh, you're gonna bust a me?
SV: Yeah me too, I gotta take a dump.... Wait, what?....
by ceejaysez February 20, 2009
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Meat burrito

Street slang for an erect penis. Food substitute. Cali-spanic in origin. See Chupame la verga
Girlfriend: "I'm hungry."

Boyfriend: "I've gotta meat burrito you can work on."

OR

Waiter: "Did you save room for dessert?"

Girlfriend: "Not tonight."

Boyfriend: "Ya, she has to leave room for my meat burrito."
by whtmnfrmtwn July 28, 2011
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Candy of Meat

Also known as bacon. It is conidered the candy of meat because it is just so yummy and you can't ony stop at one slice or side.

Phrase was made popular on the hit TV show "The Family Guy".
John: "Bacon"
Beth: "Ahh the candy of meat"
by Stomper77 February 3, 2010
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Zeus Meat

A common reference to one's own penis, especially in an effort to glorify an otherwise unremarkable, pencil shaped stub of tube steak.
I guess the party ran out of cocktail weiners because she couldn't wait to get her hands on my Zeus Meat.
by SectionAte March 11, 2009
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whore meat

Whore meat is the meat of the Common Whore (Putana vulgaris).

Very popular in Thailand, where it is served with peanut sauce and jasmine rice.
"What's for dinner?" asked Pablo.

"Whore meat with clit sauce," replied Pedro.

"Yum!" said Pablo, tucking in his bib.
by scodder July 8, 2010
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