by dillard carr January 12, 2016
Get the jonald mug.JONG - Jack-Off-Newbie-Gaper. Used in skiing to describe someone who is completley new to the sport but has no idea what they or doing, or why they are doing it.
An example would be a new skier that asks the ski patrol: "where do you put the terrain park in the summer?"
JONG!!!
JONG!!!
by Powder Maggot April 27, 2004
Get the JONG mug.Jontez is a person who pretty,smart,funny,sweet,careful. He will give you all of him. And this person is very special in many ways. He's a beast in Football he will smack any one who touches the ball. He is a muscular, fast and athletic person. He is super smart,quiet, and very strong. But yall niggas don't wanna try him he probably quite sometimes, but he will kick ass, his hands and arms are like bullets coming out a machine gun.... "Girls" This guy is sooo romantic when you get to really know him. He's likes flirting, and being erkin to girls. He will be soo SWEET to a girl, You will be so happy if you got you a Jontez he's soo incredible. He sometimes mean and a bad person but that just don't happens people make him like that. He gets jealous mad easily. He will keep his mind on one girl that is special to him. Most girls think he's like all boys but he's not... But "girls" You will be surprised if you see whats in his pants " Its Very Long "...... A Jontez is Freaky something but he will not wanna have Sex. He loves spending time kissing and Cuddling with his girlfriend. He really don't trust many people, out of all his homies he will only trust one.. And lady's yall have to earn his Trust, Love, Careness... So u have to be Loyal... Cause a Jontez is super Loyal... He is a designer, neat, and clean person.. He can be one thing than the next minute he will change. But you will be lucky to have you a Jontez, So take care of him.
*Wow!! I heard that Jontez is soo funny and super sweet!!*
"Did you guys see Jontez playing football last night Nd he ran over everybody"
*Jontez is soo erkin but its funny and fun and plus he's soo handsome and romantic!!
"Did you guys see Jontez playing football last night Nd he ran over everybody"
*Jontez is soo erkin but its funny and fun and plus he's soo handsome and romantic!!
by Holy_Ghost_ March 31, 2016
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Get the Isaiah Jones mug.Someone who is kind loves music, Art, and sports. Jonquez make their own destiny and chooses who they really are. They do not need anyone because they show their love to the world and live by example. They make many friends and make many memories. A Jonquez does not forget anyone in their past because everyone they meet gives teaches them a lesson. A Jonquez loves really hard and cares a lot even when people are not worthy. They love themselves without any doubt. WE WERE BORN TO BE STARS!!!
A Jonquez is born to be a Star!
by Jon'quez October 17, 2019
Get the jonquez mug.He is the most annoying mother fucking teachers ever to work at a school.he is most known for being some fucking gay ass mother fucking teacher who gives every one detentions for no reason.
He also might be a pedo constantly smiling at small children.he is also known for the famous quotes of mr earl.for example "im just writing down the names of people who are being disrespectfull" or "its a 15 now Tj".
The good thing is that he left the school now so everyone is really happy cause the furry of the school left
He also might be a pedo constantly smiling at small children.he is also known for the famous quotes of mr earl.for example "im just writing down the names of people who are being disrespectfull" or "its a 15 now Tj".
The good thing is that he left the school now so everyone is really happy cause the furry of the school left
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