hit the hammer

verb; to masturbate, there are a billion other ways to say this, some of the more creative ones:

dick it

hand fuck

prioritize

etc.

Girl 1: Oh my god! I hooked up with Jerry!!!

Girl 2: Ewww, i heard he used to hit the hammer like three times a day

by expresstrain December 19, 2006

The romanian hammer

The act or acts of punishing a young Romanian prostitute with fierce hammering blows to the groin. Usually perpetrated by a young white male tourist featuring a prominent bald spot.

The Romanian hammer Amsterdam 2006

by Long Beach Raider March 28, 2009

drop the hammer

Using your wand of love in an agressive manner.

Really drop the hammer on the next girl you screw!

by deltron April 27, 2004

3 guys 1 hammer

A video of two Ukrainian men who are hitting an innocent man in the face with a hammer until he dies. They also poke in his stomach with an icepick.

Have you seen 3 guys 1 hammer? That shit is disgusting!

by Potato_King May 14, 2016

Thor's Hammer

Shitting in a pillow case then hitting someone with it, the reason for its name is that when the shit is at the end of the pillow case during motion it looks like a hammer. Also the person with the pillow case looks like Thor.

"Dude you looked like Thor when you hit that guy with a pillow case full of shit…it was awesome!"

"Thor's Hammer is awesome."

by Jesus mutha ****** christ! September 10, 2011

Hammered

Pissed as a cricket,very drunk indeed .

Pam and Tony got hammered on Saturday and one of them shat the bed.Salinas police were called to break up the fight and the they were both taken to prison.

by MikeOdwyer May 27, 2008

Sack Hammer

A hammer made out of rusty steel with a handle made out of red wood, covered in rawhide. The head of the hammer is distinct for having 2 claws that have several small spines, similar to the exterior of a porcupine, located on the front and sides of each claw. When used correctly, the hammer can tear off half of a mans sack in one blow, leaving him belittled and humiliated like a punk ass soft bitch.

"Elizabeth, bring out the sack hammer!" *Said in the most british, caucasian, douche bag voice you can think of. For further examples, watch anything that may appear on the BBC channel.*

"You just got skunked in beer pong! You know what that means little Billy! Bring out my sack hammer and two pounds of petroleum jelly!"

"For the theft of my cotton, at the hands of this dirty dirty nigger slave, I shall sentence him to a whipping, a flogging and sack hammer orgy, where all the white women that he has ever wanted to screw will suck him off, while administering the sack hammer to full usage." -Originally spoken by King George...

by James the Third July 21, 2007