fruit perv

An individual that picks up loose fruit in the supermarket, feels it with their hands and gets sexually aroused by it. They then put the item back.

Hey, I was in Tesco's the other day && a fruit perv sucked my banana

by Rob Metcalfe March 4, 2009

Fruit Loop Sloute

The word slut with an added o and u. Also with the words "Fruit loop" before it. Used when being killed/losing or lost in a game.

"Oh my god dude that guy ownd u"
"I am going to throw that Fruit loop sloute out the window"
"Dude its only scrabble"

by Hunter williams July 26, 2009

fruit brute

gay body builder

my gym sucks since all the fruit brutes joined.

by sabarosa April 12, 2010

fruit farts

Non smelling farts brought on by the devouring of fruit.

I just ate two apples and now I have fruit farts

by lyonsmane November 21, 2013

fruit house

a womans genetalia

She kept her fruit house nice and clean so she wouldnt smell fishy when her boyfriend goes down on her

by angrycelt April 6, 2015

fruit rubber

Being a douche in a fantasy football group chat.

Daniel was being a real fruit rubber on the fantasy chat today.

by McDown September 25, 2015

Fruit bruiser

A typically straight , alpha male type that occasionally engages in gay sex, yet afterwards , beats ups and verbally attacks gay lover to feel more manly and less homosexual.

"Jon is cool, but he's a notorious fruit bruiser ."

by Bigsh!tty June 16, 2017