Cold Carl

When you shit into a plastic bag, freeze it, then use it as a dildo

Last night me and John tried a Cold Carl!

by Donkey_Nut September 6, 2016

cold business

When one is a bad mother fucker in a particular skill or activity.

Have you seen dude hoop? He cold business!

by Triangle Pete December 24, 2015

cold test

testing the temperature by judging if your nipple is hardened and visible through a t shirt

bob : " man its kinda cold"
bitch : " hmm not really"
bob : " your nipples dont say so, they passed the cold test right there!"

by donmega January 16, 2005

cold suzie

The act of inserting any number of ice cubes in the partner's anus and then try to suck all of it out.

I gave Roystan's mom a cold suzie last night, man.

by Heywood Djablomi February 11, 2014

Cold Sally

When someone takes a piss into a balloon, refrigerates it overnight, and then hits someone in the face with it. The Cold Sally is the sister to the Hot Karl.

Hey man, I gotta piss. Do you have any ballons so we can Cold Sally your roommate tomorrow?

by annonymous430921 April 27, 2008

divorce cold

absence of any heat whatsoever...makes your freezer seem like an oven!!

the cold, 'snap' of january 2010!! (2/3 of USA!! -like you californians, etc would know!!!)

he stepped outside only to get hit in the face with a handful of knives!!, it was divorce cold!!!

his hands were stiffening up, he couldn't turn the wrench, it was divorce cold.

she gave him a cold stare through thin pursed lips, it was divorce cold!!

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

Cold Steve

Making a dildo out of your own shit and freezing it for use later.

Chris used a Cold Steve to penetrate himself.

by Yagebuoy July 25, 2014