Hunter Biden

When you accidentally leave your drugs in a government building.

Yeah, Tyrone accidentally left his bag of coke at the DMV. He really Hunter Biden’d that shit.

by sanguix July 10, 2023

Joe Biden

George W. Bush 2.0

An interventionist neoconservative disguised as a woke democrat.

Currently in a 4-way polyamorous marriage with Volodymyr Zelenskyy, Jens Stoltenberg, and Hibatullah Akhundzada, with Jill Biden as a public cover-up. Has established Ukraine as the 51st state of America. Wants to start a Second Cold War with China and Russia, sacrificing the safety and liberty of the world's citizens in the name of democracy, a failed form of government that only works in practice and has been used to "justify" forever-wars. Extremely racist, homophobic, and sniffs children. Also has dementia, can't construct a single sentence, and falls down stairs and off bikes. Is trying to inflate the US Economy to be equal with Venezuela and is making basic living for the middle class impossible, despite promising to "tax the rich".

Although i hate Trump and support LGBTQ+ rights, there is one phrase i highly agree with regardless; Let's Go Brandon.

Aaaand cue the Urban Dictionary downvote bots!

Emily 13 BLM/ACAB/KAM (Cloudself/cloud): OMG cheetopuff fascist man is gone daddy Joe Biden will save america!!!1!1!1!
Someone with actual fucking common sense: Ok bitch whatever, don't come crying to me when you die in nuclear hellfire after being drafted in Kyiv, or when you die from not being able to afford basic housing, food and electric bills.

by PNurBH October 1, 2022

Biden

To lose one’s train of thought when relaying a story with one or more person/s. Generally also resulting in the other people listening, to also not remember a thing about the story - can be known as the Double-Biden.

Bidening tends to occur when you have a very important point or the matters discussed are serious to an extent…….annnnnnnd it’s gone!

“Burt”: Ohhh guess what I did the other day?
“Austin”: what cunt?
“Burt”:……(has lost puzzled look on face)….awwww fuck….I did a Biden! Fuck!

by SubZeroWins January 1, 2022

Biden

The new hip word for dementia that all the kids are using today

My grandma has Biden, we're probably going to have to put her in a nursing home soon...or we could just put her in the white house and make her be president and watch her be humiliated every day, but no I wouldn't do that to my own grandmother that's cruel. What kind of soul-less person would do something like that to their own family member? Oh wait...

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

Bidening

Bidening is the act of posing like Biden in those special moments, whether they be falling off a bike or tripping up stairs just like "The Big Guy".

Love your Bidening pix! Hope you get a million likes!

by cokathleen July 20, 2022

joe biden

joe biden is the president. everybody loves him and he is great at what he does. republicans are babies. <3

democrat: hey! why are gas prices so high? i’m not aware of the reason
republican: because of joe biden. that man is the worst to exist. make america great again and get this joke out of office.

democrat: wrong

by weazerspeaserz April 11, 2022

Uncle Joe Biden

A term used to describe Joe Biden and his strange actions against women and young children.

Random Person: Hey, who is that sniffing women?

Random Person 2: That's just Uncle Joe Biden

Random Person: Now he's sniffing a child!

Random Person 2: Well at least he isn't Honald Glorf!

by ThatInternetGuy* January 25, 2021