Wizard's Tower

A position used if you are in danger from ferrel dogs. It resembles lying down on your side with a hand on your head.

Bryn: "I was out running with the ferrel dogs this afternoon but as soon as I took out my lunch they all surrounded me."

Dru: "So did you whip out the Wizard's Tower?"

Bryn: "Oh yeah it worked like a charm!"

*Bear Paw*

by Mark1475 April 17, 2010

Tower of Interplanetary Power

Building 54 (The Cecil and Ida Green Building) at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), Boston, Mass.

HQ of MIT's Dept. of Earth, Atmospheric and Planetary Sciences. Eighteen floors of sharp minds and bleeding-edge research.

We do wonderful things and stupid things there.

Also known as the "Green building."

Soon to be temporarily known as "MARS COMMAND HQ (EASTERN AMERICA)."

"I've got a meeting on the thirteenth floor of the Tower of Interplanetary Power."

by Edwin Kite September 26, 2004

effiel tower dick

What I have in my pants

my girlfriend took off my pants to start blowing me and exclaimed "HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE AN EFFIEL TOWER DICK"

by joeyc18 January 26, 2017

Toner Boner

The feeling that you get from looking at a 2005 orange ram 1500 daytona edition.

Damn dude!! Did you see what we just got taken to gapplebees by??!! I got a raging toner boner!

by Thedaytoneroringinal October 8, 2020

Alton Towers

A usually (not not always) gay sexual manoeuvre where someone is sandwiched between two men in standing position. The two standing men both simutaneously anally penetrate the recipient while both singing In The Hall Of The Mountian King (The Alton Towers theme). If the recipient is able to support themselves on something the two men can also use their arms above their head in a triangle shape and can bob up and down in time with the tune.

"So Chris, me and my boyfriend were wondering if you fancied a trip to Alton Towers?"

"Yeah sounds good"

"BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA

BA BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BA BA BA BAAAAAAAAA"

by Paddy Kenny April 13, 2008

Tower of Pisa

If an Eiffel Tower is when 2 men are doing one girl (one from behind and one getting a BJ) and then high fiving, then an Eiffel Tower is when one of the guys is a midget.

Hey there little guy, why don't we go pick up a call girl and give her the ol' Eiffel Tower--er, I guess in your case the Tower of Pisa.

by MC1234 July 27, 2010

Eiffel Tower

Russian slang for a big penis.

Damn! That mans penis is an Eiffel Tower.

by Latin is bad December 30, 2016