smarttard

A person who thinks they are smart but they act like a fucking retard. Otherwise known as a dumbass.

Oh, you are such a smarttard.

by swissmocha April 1, 2005

Shart Cart

A cart which is entirely powered by fart and shart power.

Danny: Taylor, propel that shart cart.
Taylor: Wait, let me gather my shart power. It'll be a second.

by D & T Car Detailing January 2, 2011

Sartorians

Fans of Jacob Sartorius. The story gets fandom in the world.

Girl: I will forever be a sartorian!

Or

Person: Sartorians are the most amazing fandom

by queen.sartorius July 8, 2018

Shart

To shit and fart at the same time. half shit half fart. A wet fart.

So yesterday I sharted in my pants, it was nasty.

by cretard October 24, 2008

Smartucate

V. the act of expanding your knowledge base through higher learning, especially if you're a redneck, hillbilly, or similar. Usually smartucation takes place at a Colliversity.

I went to colliversity to get smartucated

by Swanagram March 19, 2010

Smartism

When a teacher only likes students who are smart.

"oh that's smartism. She only likes people who get straight A's"

by Manny028 August 19, 2019

Smartschool

A shitty Belgian school app that tortures and children with scary notifications as “er zijn nieuwe resultaten beschikbaar” or “nieuwe verbetering in Nederlands”, but also the mooie rode cijfers.

This app is notorious for snitching on parents

Gosh i fkn hate Smartschool man, such an annoying app.

You’re right man, i miss bingel so much

by The Belgian Guy October 24, 2023